What R U doing...... RIGHT NOW!!?

I'd be a terrible wife. I can barely take care of myself. It's my day off, though. I need to do something constructive and productive. (even if it's just a little bit)

I'm already (ALREADY!) 20 minutes late getting that chuck roast started.

use a pressure cooker and speed things up. its like cheating lol
 
I like early mornings when it’s quiet, the only thing spoiling it is all the sirens in the distance, the fucking madness never stops out there.
 
I like early mornings when it’s quiet, the only thing spoiling it is all the sirens in the distance, the fucking madness never stops out there.
Could be worse, you could’ve been up all night wondering why you exist and realising some shit... #imsuicidal
you need to sleep TRUST me ... you can end up detached from real life ... it is calling exhausting and melting your brain, brains need rest .. else you will diminish like me.. and i'm confused thx to holland .. #endmytorture whew.
 
I like early mornings when it’s quiet, the only thing spoiling it is all the sirens in the distance, the fucking madness never stops out there.
Could be worse, you could’ve been up all night wondering why you exist and realising some shit... #imsuicidal
you need to sleep TRUST me ... you can end up detached from real life ... it is calling exhausting and melting your brain, brains need rest .. else you will diminish like me.. and i'm confused thx to holland .. #endmytorture whew.
Yeah my brain is fried, need more beer lol
 
beer cools down my grey matter but .. pfew ..
I like early mornings when it’s quiet, the only thing spoiling it is all the sirens in the distance, the fucking madness never stops out there.
Could be worse, you could’ve been up all night wondering why you exist and realising some shit... #imsuicidal
you need to sleep TRUST me ... you can end up detached from real life ... it is calling exhausting and melting your brain, brains need rest .. else you will diminish like me.. and i'm confused thx to holland .. #endmytorture whew.
Yeah my brain is fried, need more beer lol
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Letting my cockatiel hang out , and get some exercise ....The Chief does not like to share..lol
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DiGiorno 3 meat. $5. Put a sprankle of Old Bay on it.

You and that old bay lol. I dont think I've ever had it believe it or not.

DiGiorno aint bad, but Tombstone meat is good too on the cheap. I like taking it, making some burgers, and put a burger between two slices of Tombstone meat pizza with some hot sauce!
 
Eating Dinosaur chicken nuggets, curly fries, and sipping Gentleman Jack lol.

Who will toast with me!!??
 
I somehow dropped my mouse underneath the couch. Found the 'body' easily enough but the trackball was nowhere to be felt. I was down on my hands and knees and reaching underneath the couch. I found some pistachios. LOL

<note to self: buy a fucking flashlight>

I grabbed the Zippo and lit it up underneath the couch. Saw where the trackball got to. I had to reach for it. The good news is that I didn't catch the couch on fire.
 
Wrapping a gift, yesterday I took a 6 year old out cos he wanted a gift for his mum, I took him to the shops and told him he could choose anything and I will get it for him, perfume? Nail polish ? No ! A fucking egg boiler ! Haha ok.
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