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Jeannie

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I'd be a terrible wife. I can barely take care of myself. It's my day off, though. I need to do something constructive and productive. (even if it's just a little bit)

I'm already (ALREADY!) 20 minutes late getting that chuck roast started.

use a pressure cooker and speed things up. its like cheating lol
 

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I could have seared it and done it in the oven but I like the set it and forget it feature with the crock pot. I can fall asleep and not worry about burning the fuck out of it.
 

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I like early mornings when it’s quiet, the only thing spoiling it is all the sirens in the distance, the fucking madness never stops out there.
 

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I like early mornings when it’s quiet, the only thing spoiling it is all the sirens in the distance, the fucking madness never stops out there.
Could be worse, you could’ve been up all night wondering why you exist and realising some shit... #imsuicidal

No, I always sleep well, something to do with not having a conscience..
 

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I like early mornings when it’s quiet, the only thing spoiling it is all the sirens in the distance, the fucking madness never stops out there.
Could be worse, you could’ve been up all night wondering why you exist and realising some shit... #imsuicidal
you need to sleep TRUST me ... you can end up detached from real life ... it is calling exhausting and melting your brain, brains need rest .. else you will diminish like me.. and i'm confused thx to holland .. #endmytorture whew.
 

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I like early mornings when it’s quiet, the only thing spoiling it is all the sirens in the distance, the fucking madness never stops out there.
Could be worse, you could’ve been up all night wondering why you exist and realising some shit... #imsuicidal
you need to sleep TRUST me ... you can end up detached from real life ... it is calling exhausting and melting your brain, brains need rest .. else you will diminish like me.. and i'm confused thx to holland .. #endmytorture whew.
Yeah my brain is fried, need more beer lol
 

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beer cools down my grey matter but .. pfew ..
I like early mornings when it’s quiet, the only thing spoiling it is all the sirens in the distance, the fucking madness never stops out there.
Could be worse, you could’ve been up all night wondering why you exist and realising some shit... #imsuicidal
you need to sleep TRUST me ... you can end up detached from real life ... it is calling exhausting and melting your brain, brains need rest .. else you will diminish like me.. and i'm confused thx to holland .. #endmytorture whew.
Yeah my brain is fried, need more beer lol
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Letting my cockatiel hang out , and get some exercise ....The Chief does not like to share..lol
getPart
 

Scooter

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I had to get that frozen pizza in the oven and then (and only then) could I listen to Cake.
 

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DiGiorno 3 meat. $5. Put a sprankle of Old Bay on it.

You and that old bay lol. I dont think I've ever had it believe it or not.

DiGiorno aint bad, but Tombstone meat is good too on the cheap. I like taking it, making some burgers, and put a burger between two slices of Tombstone meat pizza with some hot sauce!
 

Blazor

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Eating Dinosaur chicken nuggets, curly fries, and sipping Gentleman Jack lol.

Who will toast with me!!??
 

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Watched this last night, anyone seen it ? I remember the murder vid, people thought it was fake at first , doc is interesting.
 

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Sitting and drinking after work. Trying not to have PTSD. The people, the phone ringing, some of the people on the other end of the phone …
 

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I somehow dropped my mouse underneath the couch. Found the 'body' easily enough but the trackball was nowhere to be felt. I was down on my hands and knees and reaching underneath the couch. I found some pistachios. LOL

<note to self: buy a fucking flashlight>

I grabbed the Zippo and lit it up underneath the couch. Saw where the trackball got to. I had to reach for it. The good news is that I didn't catch the couch on fire.
 

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Wrapping a gift, yesterday I took a 6 year old out cos he wanted a gift for his mum, I took him to the shops and told him he could choose anything and I will get it for him, perfume? Nail polish ? No ! A fucking egg boiler ! Haha ok.
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