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My Sexy Feet
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First off get some sun.
Second, why are you being driven around? With your nasty wraith-like feets on the dash? And without any tanlines on those whitefish there's no way you wear sandals, so why the jewelry?
{Flynn is a white onion with many stinky layers}
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When you're doing sit-ups have you ever accidentally poked yourself in the eye with one of those tent poles?
Oh, and this one time, at bland camp, I stuck a non sequitur in my fussy.
Flynner, I love you with all my heart but I've known you for at least 25 years so please stop trolling feet pics that are beyond 25 years old.
As pickles would lament... "Embarrasing!"
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Some sun? That's what you have to say? Get some sun? Some earthlings are pigment challenged. I like my lighter skin, it makes rather dull colors more vibrant.
Second, why does it matter why "I'm being driven around?" To answer your question, I'm what you call a "passenger princess." I never drive unless I have to. I find driving is a chore I do not like.
Oh, I don't know. I think my owl talons look quite nice, thank you. I don't have tan lines because I live in Washington State.
Why the jewelry? I think it adds some pizzazz to an otherwise unremarkable looking pair of feet.
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Well hello to you too, stranger.
I see nothing wrong with posting well kept up Hobbit toes/feet.
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I'd have to do sit-ups first.
And no silly, I've never accidentally impaled my eye. Have you ever heard of such a thing in life? I think the odds of that happening are the same as Dilf coming to your house in a pink wedding gown, and getting down on one knee, and asking you to make coffee with him for the rest of your lives.
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Alright, no need for any aggro.
After all I never said your feet are ugly I merely suggested if your hands were tied you could always scratch your nose by kicking off a shoe and probably wouldn't even have to bend over.
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He's saying you're unusually pale, dearheart.
Don't let him get under your skin; the rest of us are well aware that albinos are people with feelings and stuff too.
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Speaking of "aggro."
My toenails are blunted at the tips, kind of rounded as you can see. I just do not understand why the male membership here is soo blind as to know what "pretty feet" are.
You act as though I have to get a license for my fencing feet. Like they can actually do bodily harm.
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Oh.
That's what he meant.
I think the camera flash adds to the effect that I'm that pale. Plus the color of the nails are really alive and vibrant.
I think albino's need more love. Even a BLM type crusade.
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Love the color. And the toe rings!
I have a friend who has long toes as well. She got all the same shit for it lol. Nothing wrong with it. My short little sausage toes make it uncomfortable for me to wear any cute toe jewelry. Last time I tried I ended up getting a blister.
They are clean and groomed and thusly cute!
Men shouldn't talk shit about women's feet. Man feet are always hairy and gnarly lol
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I say again: I never claimed your feet are ugly. They're obviously cared for, well-maintained, watered regularly, and apparently got lots of Miracle-Gro when they were seedlings.
Au contraire.
Those toes are much too skinny to fear them inflicting any real damage.
Now as a tripping hazard... different story.
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Well thank you, Dove. That was really sweet.
I tell ya, when I go swimming, and the skin around my toes start getting wrinkly, I shit you not; people have sworn they looked like baby octopus tentacles.
I like your toes, they don't look like they get caught up in everything, and hit every single table leg in the house. I have stubbed my toe on pretty much everything.
If you had your toe rings properly fitted, I think you'd enjoy wearing a toe ring/s. I have mine custom made because of the chaffing. My biggest fear is breaking my toe and having to go to the E.R. and having the ring cut off.
Unless a man is a foot and hand model, they shouldn't even be commenting on feet. As most men have feet no mother would love.
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I wasn't talking about you personally. Just men in general.
Miracle Grow!!!!!????
Why stop there Garraty? Why not also say I also use Suave bath products?
Yeah, the tripping, and toe stubbing parts have been issues. Still are.
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If you have a crash and break both your legs don't come crying to us young lady!
I broke my little toe from a stubbing, it split right apart from the others. The doctor used a tiny hammer to bang it back into place, I couldn't watch
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Is that funny or insulting for a reason of which I am unaware?
You have to remember I'm just a neanderthal with a typical dude's limited understanding of the fairer sex's ablutions. I wouldn't see anything wrong with a shampoo that pulled extra duty as soap, glass cleaner, and radiator fluid.
In fact it's entirely possible the shampoo I currently use is a Suave product; all I really recall about it is that the bottle is green. Or maybe it's blue. I dunno... shampoo is shampoo isn't it?
Can't imagine why.
<whistling and avoiding eye contact>
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I'll remember that, it's good advice.
What would you say if I told you I was the only one in the car, and the car was driving itself?
Reckless?
Stupid?
Exciting?
Moronic?
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I always end up in a ditch when I try that.
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I didn't feel anything, it was numb. Wear footwear people
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No worries, Flynn. I bang the shit out of my toes constantly. It's a joke with my man and kids that for someone who was a dancer for years (and I'm talking about ballet....so everyone settle down lol) I'm the most clumsy idiot ever.
We have a step into a sunken family room and I have stubbed my toe on that shit so many times it's embarrassing. I have stubbed my toe on the FLOOR. I somehow curl it up under my foot somehow and smash it.
I once salsa danced in Miami all night long...in heels...and when I woke up the next day my big toe nails fell OFF. It was disgusting. And horrifying.
The toe rings I tried were like 15 bucks at Claire's so that's probably why then LOL
My biggest fear is a rat climbing up through the toilet and attacking me in the lady taint. But breaking your toe and needing the ring cut off is pretty gnarly too. Uhg. That would suck!
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Jesus. Did it hurt as bad it sounds like it hurt?
It did, but not till hours later, not sure why. I've done it twice more since, but not as bad
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I think you already know the answer.
Nothing wrong with using Suave products. It seems alot of Americans use it as well.
"In the United States, Suave brand awareness among deodorant users is high, at 89%. A significant portion of users, 21%, actually use Suave deodorant. Suave's brand profile also shows that 34% of those aware of the brand like it, and 16% say they are likely to use it again. Additionally, Suave is a well-known brand in the hair care market, with 30% of hair care users in the US using Suave."
My biggest thing with Suave is that they test on animals. Don't worry, that's about as far as my PETA militant ideals go.
If you like using Suave then keep using it....BUT...I figured with your head of hair, you'd use a nice gentle shampoo that doesn't strip all the essential oils out of your follicles. Then go right into a nice moisturizing conditioner, that you leave on for 10 minutes while brushing your teeth.
You need some of that in your long locks.
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