My Sexy Feet

[Flynn]

I always end up in a ditch when I try that.

Are you sure the car/s is/are equipped with auto pilot?

I didn't think AMC Gremlins had that capability.

 

[Flynn]

I didn't feel anything, it was numb. Wear footwear people

But you watched it, though?

 

[Ben Dover]

Are you sure the car/s is/are equipped with auto pilot?

I didn't think AMC Gremlins had that capability.

Is that what went wrong! lol

 

[Dove]

It did, but not till hours later, not sure why. I've done it twice more since, but not as bad

Some of the worst traumas imaginable don't hurt right away.

I once got my leg gashed open right to the bone. I live in Michigan, so people getting their cars stuck in the snow is a regular occurrence

And I was helping push someone out the snow. Unbeknownst to me, she placed a metal grate....like part of a large animal cage that had sharp parts sticking all out of the side...under the front of her back tire. She had no clue it was going to shoot out from under the tire. I didn't even know it was there. And I got behind that tire, told her to floor it, and pushed. I felt what I thought was a ball of ice slam me in the shin.

My pants were not even ripped. I went inside, lifted up the leg of my pants and...oh man. I wasn't ready for what I saw. It looked like I had been harpooned. My bone was visible.

NO pain. At all. Until the next day. It kind of ached....that was it. Obviously I went to the ER and got stitched and they gave me Tylenol 3s lol. I didn't even need them at all until they next day. Then it hurt pretty bad.

 

[Garraty_47]

My biggest thing with Suave is that they test on animals. Don't worry, that's about as far as my PETA militant ideals go.

I honestly didn't know that but now I know one brand I definitely *won't* be purchasing next time I need a green (or possibly blue) bottle of shampoo.

I figured with your head of hair, you'd use a nice gentle shampoo that doesn't strip all the essential oils out of your follicles. Then go right into a nice moisturizing conditioner, that you leave on for 10 minutes while brushing your teeth.

I need *one* thing that I can rub onto my head.
That's it. That's all.
Best I can do is leaving it there while I wash everything else then rinse it away.

Guess I'll have to read some labels (ugh) and find a non-Suave product that's a shampoo AND conditioner.

That should do it.

 

[Fredricka]

Some of the worst traumas imaginable don't hurt right away.

I once got my leg gashed open right to the bone. I live in Michigan, so people getting their cars stuck in the snow is a regular occurrence

And I was helping push someone out the snow. Unbeknownst to me, she placed a metal grate....like part of a large animal cage that had sharp parts sticking all out of the side...under the front of her back tire. She had no clue it was going to shoot out from under the tire. I didn't even know it was there. And I got behind that tire, told her to floor it, and pushed. I felt what I thought was a ball of ice slam me in the shin.

My pants were not even ripped. I went inside, lifted up the leg of my pants and...oh man. I wasn't ready for what I saw. It looked like I had been harpooned. My bone was visible.

NO pain. At all. Until the next day. It kind of ached....that was it. Obviously I went to the ER and got stitched and they gave me Tylenol 3s lol. I didn't even need them at all until they next day. Then it hurt pretty bad.

Shit, that sounds bad, I'd have fainted looking at that

 

[Dove]

Shit, that sounds bad, I'd have fainted looking at that

I almost did. I was shocked.

 

[Fredricka]

But you watched it, though?

No

 

[Dove]

I honestly didn't know that but now I know one brand I definitely *won't* be purchasing next time I need a green (or possibly blue) bottle of shampoo.



I need *one* thing that I can rub onto my head.
That's it. That's all.
Best I can do is leaving it there while I wash everything else then rinse it away.

Guess I'll have to read some labels (ugh) and find a non-Suave product that's a shampoo AND conditioner.

That should do it.

Go for clean brands that tell you no animal testing.

How do men just NOT use conditioner or lotion? And none of you are itchy or anything. I would be all dry and flakey even.

Like the last remaining human on Dr Who lol

I have been using OUAI hair products. The thick hair shampoo and conditioner. And the curl cream and hair oil and I LOVE them. Best I've used.

 

[Flynn]

No worries, Flynn. I bang the shit out of my toes constantly. It's a joke with my man and kids that for someone who was a dancer for years (and I'm talking about ballet....so everyone settle down lol) I'm the most clumsy idiot ever.

Just because you have excellent balance, and a pain threshold, that has nothing to do with you not looking where you are going. You could be the Black Swan on opening night in New York City, but if you're a clumsy fucker like us, then you're just a clumsy fucker that can dance. (Like you)

We have a step into a sunken family room and I have stubbed my toe on that shit so many times it's embarrassing. I have stubbed my toe on the FLOOR. I somehow curl it up under my foot somehow and smash it.

Are you sure your house isn't haunted? How does one get floor board etc, curled up under a foot? Damn! I've never done that, and don't ever want to. That could have seriously jacked your foot up.

I once salsa danced in Miami all night long...in heels...and when I woke up the next day my big toe nails fell OFF. It was disgusting. And horrifying.

I guess it sounds like it was worth it. That to me would be the closest I would get to Havana Nights. Sounds like you had a great time, except for losing a nail. It looks so gross when they grow back.

The toe rings I tried were like 15 bucks at Claire's so that's probably why then LOL

Then I'm not surprised you had issues with them. You gotta spend a little more on yourself. At least get real silver.

My biggest fear is a rat climbing up through the toilet and attacking me in the lady taint. But breaking your toe and needing the ring cut off is pretty gnarly too. Uhg. That would suck!

I think a rat crawling out of the toilet to nibble on my private part is more horrifying,and disgusting, than having a ring cut off a toe. Matter of fact, I would take that over having a rodent bite me while being the most exposed and NEVER expecting it. Not to mention catching the Black Death.

Gross.

 

[Flynn]

Is that what went wrong! lol

Yep.

I think you perhaps need to invest in a Tesla. I'm not saying they're good cars, I'm just saying maybe you'd enjoy one.

 

[Ben Dover]

Yep.

I think you perhaps need to invest in a Tesla. I'm not saying they're good cars, I'm just saying maybe you'd enjoy one.

Na, Ill stick to my suburban crossover with a modified exhaust system for extra wank.

 

[Lily]

Na, Ill stick to my suburban crossover with a modified exhaust system for extra wank.

Suburbans are great vehicles.

 

[Ben Dover]

Suburbans are great vehicles.

I don't know what one is. I was meaning suburban as in a car one drives around town... like boring.

 

[Flynn]

I honestly didn't know that but now I know one brand I definitely *won't* be purchasing next time I need a green (or possibly blue) bottle of shampoo.

Are you being serious or pulling my proverbial chain? I can't tell with you sometimes, because the EKG monitor shows rolling waves, no different, going the same speed for years, so you'll excuse me if I don't know if you're in a coma, or you're just that calm.

I need *one* thing that I can rub onto my head.
That's it. That's all.
Best I can do is leaving it there while I wash everything else then rinse it away.

Guess I'll have to read some labels (ugh) and find a non-Suave product that's a shampoo AND conditioner.

That should do it.

My thing wasn't trying to make a statement about how the cosmetic conglomerates test a wide array of harmful and lethal chemicals on rabbits and such. It was just me telling you why I shop the way I do for some "healthcare" products.

You're one of those guys. Why not just get a 3-1 then? Body wash, shampoo, and conditioner.

Do you by chance use any AXE products?

 

[Flynn]

No

Thank goodness.

You'd have to be insane to want to watch that.

 

[Lily]

I don't know what one is. I was meaning suburban as in a car one drives around town... like boring.

Oh, sorry. I misinterpreted that.

It's a huge American sport utility vehicle. Ours weighs 6k pounds.

 

[Flynn]

Na, Ill stick to my suburban crossover with a modified exhaust system for extra wank.

I haven't seen an old school Suburban in years.

Though, you're probably talking about newer iterations.

 

[Ben Dover]

Oh, sorry. I misinterpreted that.

It's a huge American sport utility vehicle. Ours weighs 6k pounds.

Mines pretty big, its too big. Its impossible to park and I can see fuck all when I'm driving but it was cheap and I live rural so not many options. Still I can put an entire tent up in it and use it for a camper lol.

 

[Garraty_47]

How do men just NOT use conditioner or lotion? And none of you are itchy or anything. I would be all dry and flakey even.

Just one of the perks of that Y chromosome, I reckon. LoL

 

[Ben Dover]

I haven't seen an old school Suburban in years.

Though, you're probably talking about newer iterations.

I'm talking about a Nissan Murano.

 

[Flynn]

Go for clean brands that tell you no animal testing.

How do men just NOT use conditioner or lotion? And none of you are itchy or anything. I would be all dry and flakey even.

Like the last remaining human on Dr Who lol

I have been using OUAI hair products. The thick hair shampoo and conditioner. And the curl cream and hair oil and I LOVE them. Best I've used.

I was going to mention to Garraty all the oils, creams, gel, etc one can get for his locks, but I think he's looking for a 3 in 1.

I bet he uses AXE bodily spray too.

 

[Lily]

Mines pretty big, its too big. Its impossible to park and I can see fuck all when I'm driving but it was cheap and I live rural so not many options. Still I can put an entire tent up in it and use it for a camper lol.

I like driving ours. I'm quite short, so I like seeing everything. And it feels very safe and stable. We mostly use it for camping/vacations, or if we're moving large things around.

Our other car is a Honda we drive around for everyday use. It's gas mileage is much better.

 

[Ben Dover]

I like driving ours. I'm quite short, so I like seeing everything. And it feels very safe and stable. We mostly use it for camping/vacations, or if we're moving large things around.

Our other car is a Honda we drive around for everyday use. It's gas mileage is much better.

It does feel safe but Ive crashed it twice and before that hadn't crashed anything since I was a teenager. Ill get rid of it at some stage, its not a keeper.

 

[Flynn]

I'm talking about a Nissan Murano.

You actually own a Nissan Murano?

Wasn't that like the Nissan Leaf upgrade?

Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm in no way poking fun at your vehicle of choice, well, maybe a little.

Hell, my dream car is a 1991 Geo Metro convertible all in good condition, with only 50k on the odometer and under 6k.

 

[Lily]

It does feel safe but Ive crashed it twice and before that hadn't crashed anything since I was a teenager. Ill get rid of it at some stage, its not a keeper.

Male drivers, sheesh! ;)

 

[Garraty_47]

Are you being serious or pulling my proverbial chain? I can't tell with you sometimes, because the EKG monitor shows rolling waves, no different, going the same speed for years, so you'll excuse me if I don't know if you're in a coma, or you're just that calm.

I hope I'm not in a coma.
That would mean I'm imagining this fucked up planet and I'd be very disappointed in myself if I missed the opportunity to exist in a world that had its shit together and maybe I even married Lucy Lui or Zoe Kravitz.

If I'm in a coma I'm gonna kick my ass when I wake up.

You're one of those guys. Why not just get a 3-1 then? Body wash, shampoo, and conditioner.

Shampoo is for hair.
For everything else is soap.

Please don't make it any more complicated than it needs to be.

Do you by chance use any AXE products?

No. Never.

 

[Flynn]

I hope I'm not in a coma.
That would mean I'm imagining this fucked up planet and I'd be very disappointed in myself if I missed the opportunity to exist in a world that had its shit together and maybe I even married Lucy Lui or Zoe Kravitz.

You do know there's a huge age difference between Lucy Liu and Zoe Kravitz, riiigghhhtt?

Don't get me wrong, I'm in no way accusing you of being Jeffrey Epstein. I take it your love of Asian women came from your time spent in and with the Armed Forces? And Zoe Kravitz? I'd never would had guessed that in a million years.

There is a rumor that we're actually in a simulation.

If I'm in a coma I'm gonna kick my ass when I wake up.

I hope not.

Shampoo is for hair.
For everything else is soap.

Please don't make it any more complicated than it needs to be.



No. Never.

There's different kinds of shampoos for all hair types. Oily, dry, oily with flakes, dry with flakes...etc.

There's a whole new world waiting to be discovered in your local shampoo aisle.

Do you know the brand? Axe?

 

[Ben Dover]

You actually own a Nissan Murano?

Wasn't that like the Nissan Leaf upgrade?

Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm in no way poking fun at your vehicle of choice, well, maybe a little.

Hell, my dream car is a 1991 Geo Metro convertible all in good condition, with only 50k on the odometer and under 6k.

Its a big V6 crossover SUV. It was designed for the usa market so its too big in every way. Its still an SUV tho so I modified it and chucked a black bonnet on it so I don't look like a house wife.

 

[Garraty_47]

You do know there's a huge age difference between Lucy Liu and Zoe Kravitz, riiigghhhtt?

I don't know exactly how old either of them are but yes I'm aware one has been around longer than the other.

Don't get me wrong, I'm in no way accusing you of being Jeffrey Epstein.

You better not.
That's not remotely funny.

I take it your love of Asian women came from your time spent in and with the Armed Forces?

I was never stationed outside the USA so I don't think so.
But come on- she's smart, beautiful, funny... what's not to crush on?

And Zoe Kravitz? I'd never would had guessed that in a million years.

Oh?
She's very pretty and seems to have a lot more than red carpet lint in her head so again... what's not to crush on?

There is a rumor that we're actually in a simulation.

Until they can at least come close to proving it one way or the other I'm kinda 'meh' on that. Besides it makes me think of the preface from 'Restaurant at the End of the Universe':

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

The last thing we need is shit to get even more bizarre and inexplicable so maybe it's best to just leave that particular train of thought in its station.

Do you know the brand? Axe?

I'm aware of it and have seen a few commercials and heard the jokes.

Never used the stuff though.