I Gotta Get Laid Man

Alticus · Wednesday at 6:49 AM

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I can't speak for anyone else here but I am blessed with a strong distant memory. I can recall things said to me by girls even from when I was in junior high. So now here I am at 50 looking back on my life, the things I did, people I've met and have come to realize that I had many chances to get down with the ladies but was too green to notice the signals. So what good does that do me to realize this now? Alti needs his muff too.

Weeg · Wednesday at 7:24 AM

Momma says dont dwell on what could have been!

Alticus · Wednesday at 7:28 AM

Weeg said:
Momma says dont dwell on what could have been!

Good morning Weeg. Good advice, but it's not that easy for me. Dwelling on the past is a real every day thing with me. lol

Alticus · Wednesday at 7:33 AM

I can't believe I posted this thread.

Weeg · Wednesday at 7:37 AM

well X will always give yoo a good SNIFF if yoo want! :LOL3:

Alticus · Wednesday at 7:45 AM

Weeg said:
well X will always give yoo a good SNIFF if yoo want!

Thank God for that. lol

The Cuntess · Wednesday at 11:50 AM

Ewwww

Reggie_Essent · Wednesday at 11:57 AM

Don't they have hookers in Canada?

realgrimm · Wednesday at 12:03 PM

Reggie_Essent said:
Don't they have hookers in Canada?

Just crackwhores and high paid escorts

realgrimm · Wednesday at 12:08 PM

Hey @Alticus if you dont care where you stick your dick go to a porn site with meet up subs and refine your search to your city

MANCID RILKO · Wednesday at 12:12 PM

realgrimm said:
Hey @Alticus if you dont care where you stick your dick go to a porn site with meet up subs and refine your search to your city

Hey guy

Stop jerking off and visit

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Alticus · Wednesday at 12:15 PM

realgrimm said:
Hey @Alticus if you dont care where you stick your dick go to a porn site with meet up subs and refine your search to your city

Well, thank you for the advice sir.

realgrimm · Wednesday at 12:16 PM

Alticus said:
Well, thank you for the advice sir.

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realgrimm · Wednesday at 12:22 PM

its mostly dudes looking like you though so set the hook and go fishing..

realgrimm · Wednesday at 12:23 PM

remember Backpage and Tryst magazine , me either..

Bastard Factory · Wednesday at 12:33 PM

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Joe · Wednesday at 12:35 PM

Alticus said:
I can't speak for anyone else here but I am blessed with a strong distant memory. I can recall things said to me by girls even from when I was in junior high. So now here I am at 50 looking back on my life, the things I did, people I've met and have come to realize that I had many chances to get down with the ladies but was too green to notice the signals. So what good does that do me to realize this now? Alti needs his muff too.

How about...The Ragona Sisters @Alticus?!?

They're from Ontario. I watch em on YouTube.

Maybe yer type, eh? ;-)

Joe · Wednesday at 12:40 PM

Reggie_Essent said:
Don't they have hookers in Canada?

They have lotsa hookers in Vancouver . ..Reggie!

I often see em Downtown.

Especially in the Summertime when they service the Hotels eh?

realgrimm · Wednesday at 12:48 PM

Joe said:
They have lotsa hookers in Vancouver . ..Reggie!

I often see em Downtown.

Especially in the Summertime when they service the Hotels eh?

That's what I meant w crackheads , look at what Van had become.. methhead, cokehead, fenthead same shit, they are having sex with the dope not you

Joe · Wednesday at 12:51 PM

realgrimm said:
That's what I meant w crackheads , look at what Van had become.. methhead, cokehead, fenthead same shit, they are having sex with the dope not you

Those types are in the Vancouver Downtown Eastside @realgrimm

It's said ta be the poorest postal code in Canada

BeckyNix · Wednesday at 12:51 PM

SHOW US YOUR COCK

The Prowler · Wednesday at 1:31 PM

Alticus, sex with a hooker has to be one of the most harmful things you can do to your soul.

Why not date and build a relationship?

The Cuntess · Wednesday at 3:36 PM

realgrimm said:
remember Backpage and Tryst magazine , me either..

I put a few whores on there. Printed out the ad and put em all over my city. Good times

Reggie_Essent · Wednesday at 3:38 PM

The Cuntess said:
I put a few whores on there. Printed out the ad and put em all over my city. Good times

LOL! Why does that not surprise me?

The Cuntess · Wednesday at 3:40 PM

Reggie_Essent said:
LOL! Why does that not surprise me?

They’re still getting labeled as hookers.11 years later :LOL3:

realgrimm · Wednesday at 4:00 PM

The Cuntess said:
I put a few whores on there. Printed out the ad and put em all over my city. Good times

Still remember the dirty. com where slighted men and women would post nudes and stories about their cheating exs.. uncensored goodness everyone had stds :LOL3:

realgrimm · Wednesday at 4:04 PM

Alticus · Wednesday at 4:44 PM

The Prowler said:
Alticus, sex with a hooker has to be one of the most harmful things you can do to your soul.

Why not date and build a relationship?

Not looking for one. I like being single. It's cheaper.

X · Wednesday at 4:49 PM

Alticus said:
Not looking for one. I like being single. It's cheaper.

Doesn’t the desolation of such a choice, in your older years weigh heavily on your soul?

Alticus · Wednesday at 4:54 PM

X said:
Doesn’t the desolation of such a choice, in your older years weigh heavily on your soul?

Why would it?

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