I Gotta Get Laid Man

[X]

Why would it?

You actually enjoy being .. alone

 

[X]

I hear my girlfriend singing a dumb song upstairs while she’s cooking I couldn’t imagine her not there, she’s the soundtrack of my life that makes my soul sway

 

[Alticus]

You actually enjoy being .. alone

Yes I do actually.

 

[X]

I couldn’t see how

 

[Alticus]

I hear my girlfriend singing a dumb song upstairs while she’s cooking I couldn’t imagine her not there, she’s the soundtrack of my life that makes my soul sway

Oh, that's sweet X. How long have you two been together?

 

[X]

A little bit

 

[JonD48]

Borrow a Barbie from @UncleDiLF lol j/k. Dig up a dead body or steal one from the morgue. Simple. They don't care if you cum too quickly or not. Trust me

 

[Dove]

Alticus, sex with a hooker has to be one of the most harmful things you can do to your soul.

Why not date and build a relationship?

There is something really wrong with most men.

A lot of them are fully capable and happy to just penetrate whoever. No strings casual sex with a series of different women or sex with a hooker. I have seen men likening "getting" sex to a visit to a public toilet.

They bang a bunch of strange women but cannot even tell if they've made a woman cum. They are too busy trying to live out some porn they've been gooning out too to even know the physical signs of female arousal. These men are already destroyed. They are better off paying sex workers. They dont much view women as human beings anyway.

Casual sex is trash. Long term relationship sex is far superior in every way.

***NO shade, Alticus.....but i agree with Prowler.

 

[The Prowler]

Senile @Joe, do you have any advice for Alticus?

 

[X]

If I knew Alticus I’d take him to one of my Asian buddy’s karaoke b day parties chicks there always looking at me like I’m a peice of meAT

 

[Seamajor]

I can't believe I posted this thread.

Compared to Fatso, I can’t either

 

[Alticus]

I couldn’t see how

Okay.....let's see. Hmmmmmm.....oh yeah, right!

*Before I answer this I want the female members here to know that what I'm saying is from my experience and I'm not saying that all women are like this.



These are the reasons why:


1. I can sleep in whenever I want without being nagged about being lazy or woken up with a honey-do list on the pillow.

2. I like gaming all day. The girls I've been with didn't approve, but too damn bad.

3. I like porn and no girl I was ever with did. Now I can watch it all I want without her telling me that I'm going to Hell for it.

4. Being single I can turn off the phone, get as high as I want and get a legendary sized bowl of Froot Loops to eat while watching the hockey game. I used to watch a lot of it in the 90's even though my girlfriend tried to lay down the law by restricting my viewing time. Now that's just un-Canadian.

5. I can sit in the tub and soak as long as I want without being asked to hurry up and to save hot water.

6. God forbid I put on some Dwight Yoakam after dinner. With one girl named Tabatha, she told me no more country music allowed.

7. I can come and go without having to tell her where I'm going.

8. Being single I never have to worry about being scolded by her for blowing money on games, dope and pizza that was intended for groceries.

9. I refuse to let any woman choose the clothes I wear. I'm not a dress up doll.

10. I have the bathroom all to myself.

11. If I want another can of pop I get one without being told by her: "You just had a can."

12. When I'm playing chess online I don't want to be bothered by her asking me how much longer my game is going to take.

13. I get to spend my money on things that I want to instead of cookbooks and cosmetics.

14. Don't need to use coasters for my pop.

15. I am no longer at her mercy sexually. I don't have to worry about her cutting me off if I didn't give her the money she wanted to go out with friends.

16. I sleep better because snoring isn't an issue.

17. I don't want to sit on the couch and watch heartbreaking movies like The Elephant Man or Old Yeller.

18. I don't have to come home and see that she decided to re-arrange the furniture including my gaming panel.

 

[Alticus]

Compared to Fatso, I can’t either

What?

 

[Seamajor]

What?

Think about it amigo