I Gotta Get Laid Man

[X]

Why would it?

You actually enjoy being .. alone

 

[X]

I hear my girlfriend singing a dumb song upstairs while she’s cooking I couldn’t imagine her not there, she’s the soundtrack of my life that makes my soul sway

 

[Alticus]

You actually enjoy being .. alone

Yes I do actually.

 

[X]

I couldn’t see how

 

[Alticus]

I hear my girlfriend singing a dumb song upstairs while she’s cooking I couldn’t imagine her not there, she’s the soundtrack of my life that makes my soul sway

Oh, that's sweet X. How long have you two been together?

 

[X]

A little bit

 

[JonD48]

Borrow a Barbie from @UncleDiLF lol j/k. Dig up a dead body or steal one from the morgue. Simple. They don't care if you cum too quickly or not. Trust me

 

[Dove]

Alticus, sex with a hooker has to be one of the most harmful things you can do to your soul.

Why not date and build a relationship?

There is something really wrong with most men.

A lot of them are fully capable and happy to just penetrate whoever. No strings casual sex with a series of different women or sex with a hooker. I have seen men likening "getting" sex to a visit to a public toilet.

They bang a bunch of strange women but cannot even tell if they've made a woman cum. They are too busy trying to live out some porn they've been gooning out too to even know the physical signs of female arousal. These men are already destroyed. They are better off paying sex workers. They dont much view women as human beings anyway.

Casual sex is trash. Long term relationship sex is far superior in every way.

***NO shade, Alticus.....but i agree with Prowler.

 

[The Prowler]

Senile @Joe, do you have any advice for Alticus?

 

[X]

If I knew Alticus I’d take him to one of my Asian buddy’s karaoke b day parties chicks there always looking at me like I’m a peice of meAT

 

[Seamajor]

I can't believe I posted this thread.

Compared to Fatso, I can’t either

 

[Alticus]

I couldn’t see how

Okay.....let's see. Hmmmmmm.....oh yeah, right!

*Before I answer this I want the female members here to know that what I'm saying is from my experience and I'm not saying that all women are like this.



These are the reasons why:


1. I can sleep in whenever I want without being nagged about being lazy or woken up with a honey-do list on the pillow.

2. I like gaming all day. The girls I've been with didn't approve, but too damn bad.

3. I like porn and no girl I was ever with did. Now I can watch it all I want without her telling me that I'm going to Hell for it.

4. Being single I can turn off the phone, get as high as I want and get a legendary sized bowl of Froot Loops to eat while watching the hockey game. I used to watch a lot of it in the 90's even though my girlfriend tried to lay down the law by restricting my viewing time. Now that's just un-Canadian.

5. I can sit in the tub and soak as long as I want without being asked to hurry up and to save hot water.

6. God forbid I put on some Dwight Yoakam after dinner. With one girl named Tabatha, she told me no more country music allowed.

7. I can come and go without having to tell her where I'm going.

8. Being single I never have to worry about being scolded by her for blowing money on games, dope and pizza that was intended for groceries.

9. I refuse to let any woman choose the clothes I wear. I'm not a dress up doll.

10. I have the bathroom all to myself.

11. If I want another can of pop I get one without being told by her: "You just had a can."

12. When I'm playing chess online I don't want to be bothered by her asking me how much longer my game is going to take.

13. I get to spend my money on things that I want to instead of cookbooks and cosmetics.

14. Don't need to use coasters for my pop.

15. I am no longer at her mercy sexually. I don't have to worry about her cutting me off if I didn't give her the money she wanted to go out with friends.

16. I sleep better because snoring isn't an issue.

17. I don't want to sit on the couch and watch heartbreaking movies like The Elephant Man or Old Yeller.

18. I don't have to come home and see that she decided to re-arrange the furniture including my gaming panel.

 

[Alticus]

Compared to Fatso, I can’t either

What?

 

[Seamajor]

What?

Think about it amigo

 

[Alticus]

Think about it amigo

By "Fatso" do you mean Trump?

 

[Seamajor]

Si Alti

 

[Alticus]

Si Alti

Hey Sea.

You do know that I'm Canadian and don't know anything about politics. Right?

 

[Seamajor]

Hey Sea.

You do know that I'm Canadian and don't know anything about politics. Right?

Yes you do. Y’all seem to have sane leadership

 

[The Prowler]

Okay.....let's see. Hmmmmmm.....oh yeah, right!

*Before I answer this I want the female members here to know that what I'm saying is from my experience and I'm not saying that all women are like this.



These are the reasons why:


1. I can sleep in whenever I want without being nagged about being lazy or woken up with a honey-do list on the pillow.

2. I like gaming all day. The girls I've been with didn't approve, but too damn bad.

3. I like porn and no girl I was ever with did. Now I can watch it all I want without her telling me that I'm going to Hell for it.

4. Being single I can turn off the phone, get as high as I want and get a legendary sized bowl of Froot Loops to eat while watching the hockey game. I used to watch a lot of it in the 90's even though my girlfriend tried to lay down the law by restricting my viewing time. Now that's just un-Canadian.

5. I can sit in the tub and soak as long as I want without being asked to hurry up and to save hot water.

6. God forbid I put on some Dwight Yoakam after dinner. With one girl named Tabatha, she told me no more country music allowed.

7. I can come and go without having to tell her where I'm going.

8. Being single I never have to worry about being scolded by her for blowing money on games, dope and pizza that was intended for groceries.

9. I refuse to let any woman choose the clothes I wear. I'm not a dress up doll.

10. I have the bathroom all to myself.

11. If I want another can of pop I get one without being told by her: "You just had a can."

12. When I'm playing chess online I don't want to be bothered by her asking me how much longer my game is going to take.

13. I get to spend my money on things that I want to instead of cookbooks and cosmetics.

14. Don't need to use coasters for my pop.

15. I am no longer at her mercy sexually. I don't have to worry about her cutting me off if I didn't give her the money she wanted to go out with friends.

16. I sleep better because snoring isn't an issue.

17. I don't want to sit on the couch and watch heartbreaking movies like The Elephant Man or Old Yeller.

18. I don't have to come home and see that she decided to re-arrange the furniture including my gaming panel.

I take it back.

You deserve a hooker.

 

[Alticus]

Yes you do. Y’all seem to have sane leadership

I do? Clearly you haven't read any of my previous political posts. lol


Here is how I look at it. I've been here for 3 or 4 years now and every politically charged post that I've ever made and replied to to discuss it intelligently, has only resulted in me sounding like a fucking moron every time I tried. I joke around by making references to Trump because I'm not American and I don't have to live under his administration. Even though I rarely reply I often do cursory views of some of these threads and you guys are certainly passionate about your views to put it lightly, lol but I get that. Even if I was politically savvy or had an opinion on the subject at the time I probably wouldn't get involved because I don't want to spend hours arguing about shit that I can't do anything about. I'd like to stick a giant wire brush up Putin's ass for what he's doing to Ukraine but I'd never get near him so why get all pissed off at what he does if I can't take action to stop him? Trump is POTUS and survived an assassination attempt because God needed him in the Whitehouse as part of His plan.

And He changeth the times and the seasons; He removeth kings and setteth up kings. He giveth wisdom unto the wise, and knowledge to them that know understanding.
~Daniel 2:21

Myself, I feel very blessed to live where I do. Our government has always been there for me and my family when we needed them most so I am guessing, and I'm just being honest here, that if some of you Yanks who despise Trump were sent to live in Iran, Syria or anywhere else in the Middle East for a good 6 months to a year and managed to survive, all of you Trump haters would probably be open to live under his administration once again if it meant getting the fuck out of Dodge and back on American soil.

It's only natural for us to have complaints about how our government is running things but if you combine that with an attitude where you think that you are always right and also being narrow-minded as well it get's nasty. In today's world we have to start looking at the bigger picture. That picture being our current global issues, our souls, God and personal beliefs. Insulting Trump or any other world leader doesn't solve anything. This world and everything in it including us, is only temporary. We need to try and focus on the life to come after this one because we are on a timeline and God's plan will be carried out. He is the epitome of true sovereignty, justice, power, love and mercy. That's a huge one 'Mercy'. He is the only one who can give you true peace. Politicians and their bullshit will not matter when the shit really hits the fan. Trump will die. (I think he's like 80yo and is clearly under immense pressure. He is definitely pushing the envelope here.)

So, I hope that whoever reads this in it's entirety will maybe consider focusing a little more on the life to come because when the Great Tribulation commences those who truly accept Jesus as their savior will be raptured before that dicksmack the Antichrist gets to us. Others believe that the Rapture won't commence until the end of the 7 years of tribulation but that doesn't make any sense to me personally. The Rapture is supposed to be a divine reward for all of the true believers in Christ, so having the Rapture at the end of the Tribulation just doesn't make much sense to me.

 

[X]

Holy fuck!!! Alticus brings forth his inner DUHHVvvvv LOL

 

[Alticus]

Holy fuck!!! Alticus brings forth his inner DUHHVvvvv LOL

Good morning X. Can you please clarify what you mean by "DUHHVvvvv"

 

[X]

Good morning X. Can you please clarify what you mean by "DUHHVvvvv"

Duuhhhv = DOVE
Her penchant for poasting incredibly worded poasts that nobody reads

 

[Alticus]

Duuhhhv = DOVE
Her penchant for poasting incredibly worded poasts that nobody reads

Well, you may be right on that one X. God forbid a member should try and contribute content on this forum that doesn't involve sniffing cocks and faggots. What was I thinking?

 

[X]

Well, you may be right on that one X. God forbid a member should try and contribute content on this forum that doesn't involve sniffing cocks and faggots. What was I thinking?

Now you got it ..

 

[Alticus]

Now you got it ..

Oh, I've got it all right X and here it is. You are butthurt that BF modded me again and not you that day a week or two ago when you whined about it to him in the box and he shut you down. Got that? LOL

 

[Dove]

I take it back.

You deserve a hooker.

I told you men who are like that are already destroyed.

And when women are destroyed MOST of the time they know it. They have an awareness of it.

Men just think this is normal.

 

[Dove]

Well, you may be right on that one X. God forbid a member should try and contribute content on this forum that doesn't involve sniffing cocks and faggots. What was I thinking?

Its retarded. Like I've seen some bottom of the barrel shit posters in my day.

But I've never had one spend years humping every single post I post just to whine about how I posted. He constantly begs for my attention and I bread crumb him every so often.

Its fucking unfortunate lmao. If he compares you to me, its because you used complete sentences and probably some big words and you've hurt and offended him.

 

[X]

Oh, I've got it all right X and here it is. You are butthurt that BF modded me again and not you that day a week or two ago when you whined about it to him in the box and he shut you down. Got that? LOL

LMAOO!!!! Ummmmm NO. HA HA HA HA HA HA
You fool, I have no desire to be a MOD, the fuck I wanna do with babysitting a bunch of retards ? As you stated pretty much all you do is fuck all but play games and eat pizza pockets whereas I’m far too busy..But it does make for some funny drama not to mention the extra laughs I get goading you into believing such preposterous things HA HA HA HA

 

[X]

Its retarded. Like I've seen some bottom of the barrel shit posters in my day.

But I've never had one spend years humping every single post I post just to whine about how I posted. He constantly begs for my attention and I bread crumb him every so often.

Its fucking unfortunate lmao.

HA HA HA you unwashed wench LOL carry my name to TBC like the wind and I a seed so you have at least something to yammer on about hahaahahahahah