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[UncleDiLF]

My toiLeTs is full of smear marks from my explosive scat. I am lazy to clean that. Lol

 

[Weeg]

put bleech in it

 

[UncleDiLF]

I am thinking of buying male diapers. So I can top scat inside without going to toiLeTs

 

[UncleDiLF]

Blech? Good idea. Will the poo stain go away from toiLeTs, Weeg?

 

[Weeg]

yeah those are nice if yoo are going to a place with no bathroom

 

[UncleDiLF]

Lololo. I am lazy. So pushing poo without a hassle is bestest. Like an adult baby.

 

[Weeg]

i like that to!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

It is good.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Wevcan scat in the bed even. Never going to toiLeTs.

 

[Weeg]

very!

 

[UncleDiLF]

We can scat in the bed even. Never going to toiLeTs.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I've heard of shower shitters, but bed shitters, that's a new one for me.

 

[The Countess]

Really. Is all you people can talk about?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lulz, Dilf's new catchphrase should be kissy p00ps!!

 

[Seamajor]

Look at piss the self proclaimed lover of men because of penis having a stroke at hs own lames... He shops in Barnardo's, doesn't work and he's telling people MY monthly allowance came in?:facepalm:

Well, did it? It’s apparent you have no skills, or a job. Please prove me wrong.

Don't get salty because I laughed at biggie ripping you ya sad old prick! hahahaha! PATHETIC!

Laugh all ya want son. So what about it? Prove me wrong.

 

[Weeg]

Dilfy pooped the bed

 

[Adam Hitler]

I'm surprised his butler hasn't changed the sheets

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Look at piss the self proclaimed lover of men because of penis having a stroke at hs own lames... He shops in Barnardo's, doesn't work and he's telling people MY monthly allowance came in?:facepalm:

Well, did it? It’s apparent you have no skills, or a job. Please prove me wrong.

Don't get salty because I laughed at biggie ripping you ya sad old prick! hahahaha! PATHETIC!

Laugh all ya want son. So what about it? Prove me wrong.

Why would I even bother to prove anything to you? I've worked all my life in Hydraulics, have a house, a nice car and a gf I don't need or wish to PROVE fuck all to the likes of you, an old guy who's pissed that I laughed at a joke he didn't like! Maximum cringe! Beat it!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Anbody else go through phases where you cannot get enough of a certain food/drink? I'm fuckn obsessed with Cherry Coke right now, can't get enough of the shit... My dentist will be happy...

 

[Adam Hitler]

I had a craving of sweets and choc over the weekend which is very weird for me, I'm normally savoury all day

 

[X]

why does dilf post as tho hes getting head fucked simutaniously

 

[X]

 

[Adam Hitler]

He's German so English isn't his first language

 

[Adam Hitler]

you can't really say much fella, anyone would think you're mother tongue is Swahili or something

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lulz

 

[SHAMPAIN]

It makes DiLFie funnier though, he's got a way with words hahaha!

 

[Adam Hitler]

yeah man, I call em Dilfism's Lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

thats what made him a legend back on YNC

 

[SHAMPAIN]

lolol