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[Fredricka]

I hate cooking bloody Christmas Dinner, worst day of the year for cooking

 

[Fredricka]

What are you doing @Se7en ?

 

[The Prowler]

We are hosting this year. I am looking forward to carving the turkey....I think I may have been doing it wrong all these years.

 

[Fredricka]

How can you slice it wrong?

 

[The Prowler]

I have seen videos online recently of how to carve....they remove the whole breat, and then just slice it....I have always taken slices off with the breast still attached...so the first slice has a lot of skin....

 

[Frood]

I hate firing up the oven for Christmas on 40C days. Rather do it outside on the bbq.

 

[Fredricka]

Ah, me too Prowler

 

[The Prowler]

Maybe "wrong" is the wrong word....just different....the other way looks easier.

 

[Fredricka]

It sounds better

 

[The Prowler]

I am going to ask my wife to make a turkey this week so I can carve it the other way and then she can decide what she likes better. We both like turkey so eating it a bunch of times in a month is fine...

 

[The Prowler]

One restaurant we go to have a turkey night every week....we often get the turkey dinners....they use the leftover turkey for sandwiches (like turkey clubs) for the rest of the week....

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm thinking of a ham for Christmas. I won't have a houseful since I just did Thanksgiving.

 

[The Prowler]

@Frood I will post a picture of my backyard with the BBQ.....you can see what we are dealing with right now....

 

[Fredricka]

I think lilys us8ng the 7 name, hi lily, calm down

 

[The Prowler]

Nobody would believe for a second that Lardo is not keeping tabs on everything that is being said here.

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily is in prison. I reported her to Swine-stopper...

 

[Fredricka]

The clues arexall there, jacks not denied it, lilys a beaky cow, 7 hasnt negged me or repped jack, case closed

 

[Jack]

Not denied what?

 

[Frood]

The trannies in her prison are rolling her in Old El Paso taco seasoning to find the biggest wet spot....

 

[Fredricka]

Ill be like jack now and not answer his question haha

 

[Jack]

Its an easy way to shut you up? Good to know haha.

 

[Frood]

You're Jack now? Good! Take .

 

[Frood]

And .

 

[Frood]

And ............ ... .. .... !!!

 

[Fredricka]

You cant shut me up jack, im just not answering your questions anymore...............

 

[Frood]

. ! POW!

 

[Jack]

good. I wont be answering any of yours anymore as well.

 

[Frood]

Children.... play nice.

 

[Fredricka]

You dont anyway jack no loss

 

[Fredricka]

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