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@Reggie_Essent Dad?! What the hell does a worm like you private know about being a dad? I spent 10 Goddamn years selling beer coolers in downtown Tokyo to support my offspring soldier. Try doing that and working 23 hours a day chopping wood you little punk.
 
Try it son. I once took on 5 Komodo dragons and won easily. I skinned them and turned it into a sofa cover. Yeah, that's right. I'm a beast.