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[Reggie_Essent]

Cool. I hope tyhey have many years of happiness.

 

[Seamajor]

The best Jack to you and your family.

 

[Alticus]

@Reggie_Essent Dad?! What the hell does a worm like you private know about being a dad? I spent 10 Goddamn years selling beer coolers in downtown Tokyo to support my offspring soldier. Try doing that and working 23 hours a day chopping wood you little punk.

 

[Seamajor]

 

[Alticus]

lol That was my Colonel alt from way balolck.

 

[Alticus]

lol That was my Colonel alt from way back.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Alticus is channeling Colonel Buttnugget again.

 

[Alticus]

Well, well we have a real comedian here troops. Let's see how funny you are when you are neck deep in shit.

 

[Alticus]

I once wrestled a Goddamn grizzly bear and flattened it with my bare knuckle fists of fury. That 4 legged bitch ran away.

 

[Alticus]

Right this moment I'm using it claws as a toothpick.

 

[Alticus]

Right this moment I'm using one of it's claws as a toothpick.

 

[X]

 

[X]

Id use your femur to smash and dismantle your hacking lab

 

[X]

Who thinks TrumpFs taking another fake assasination tonight ha ha ha

 

[Alticus]

Try it son. I once took on 5 Komodo dragons and won easily. I skinned them and turned it into a sofa cover. Yeah, that's right. I'm a beast.

 

[X]

The orange clown is bringing his circus to basketball playoffs

 

[Alticus]

Gotta step out for a bit. Nice chatting.

 

[jack]

Thanks for the props @Reggie_Essent @Seamajor @Alticus much appreciated.

 

[X]

You spelt idiot wrong

 

[X]

The knocks will lose tonight

 

[X]

The knicks will lose tonight

 

[Alticus]

@jack You are being civil with me, so I'm being civil with you. Nice isn't it?

 

[jack]

They dont want him at the Playoffs. Fucking private teams should be able to ban that bitch from attending.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You spelled Knicks wrong.

 

[jack]

It is.

 

[jack]

Is the game being televised on networks or streaming?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

ABC will carry the game.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why do you faggot douchebags care if Trump is a Knicks fan?

 

[jack]

awesome. I get 50 hd free channels including networks with my "rabbit ears"

 

[X]

You’ll fucking Jack honor put his info on the dark web he has no choice