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[Omnipotent]

drink a glass of water continually and if that doesnt work drink another glass of water continually.

 

[Master Pu]

Hiccup cure: Drink a glass of water with a pen or pencil in your mouth.

 

[Master Pu]

Smigly, Frood, and regan prefer the cure with Tube Steak.

 

[Master Pu]

regan's yap is so large he needs two.

 

[Seamajor]

Try drinking a glass of water backwards. Hold it under your chin and tilt your head forward.

 

[Weeg]

Mornin freends. Happy Father’s Day!

 

[Oerdin]

You to Weeg.

 

[Weeg]

@Oerdin Yoo going to church?

 

[Oerdin]

I am an atheist, Weeg.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Happy Fathers day Dads of BF! Hope you got reminded you're special! @Weeg are you a dad?

 

[Weeg]

@SHAMPAIN nope. Momma scared women away from me

 

[Weeg]

she says thay are the DEVIL!!!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

LOL your momma knows best, Weegster

 

[Joe]

Didn't you once state that your momma was a stripper or involved in the porn industry, @Weeg?

 

[Joe]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought you wrote that.

 

[Blandscape]

My daughter is crying because of something called custom gutties...can anyone here tell me what custom gutties are?

 

[Blandscape]

300 sovs apparently.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

First of all good day to you, Mr. Blandscape

 

[Blandscape]

My wife said ask yer fucking da, putting the blame on me.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Second, I found that out in two seconds using this wonderful oracle you're using to bother us right now

 

[Blandscape]

Hi to the site brazlian.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

They're scam sneakers

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Buy then for 50 bucks, splatter some cheap chink decals on them, boooom, 200% markup

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Buy them for 50 bucks, splatter some cheap chink decals on them, boooom, 200% markup

 

[Blandscape]

I kinda worked dat out me ol'mucker, wit I couldnae work oot was why my daughter was crying over them.

 

[Blandscape]

Get me some emslsion I can do it for fifty bucks.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Same reason mine insists in spending all of her allowance on paper books instead of pdfs

 

[MANCID RILKO]

freaking "digital influencers"

 

[Blandscape]

Ye cannae beat the tactility of a book Rancid.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Also PDFs don't smell of chemicals and fresh printer paper