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[Blandscape]

I love the smell of matt varnish in the morning.

 

[Blandscape]

Why am I the bad guy?

 

[Blandscape]

My wifes a bitch sometimes.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Custom air max from places like Lyst? They're the real deal and are indeed custom, I love me some trainers bland and I've been looking at a few

 

[Blandscape]

Christ R,I'm going to have to get her them, just looked it up and apperently all the big brands customise.

 

[Blandscape]

Fucking hell...more cash

 

[SHAMPAIN]

£303 for these from Lyst by custom spray painters

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Already £120 for a plain black pairr so well worth it in my eyes

 

[Blandscape]

I suppose its better dan her going out wiff a skirt that leaves nuffing to the imagination. I have told her she can have them. I am fucking hen peked here.

 

[Blandscape]

pecked

 

[SHAMPAIN]

NOBODY ELSE on the PLANET will have the exact same pair as her Bland,

 

[SHAMPAIN]

is it air max 90s she wants?

 

[Blandscape]

Well, I never even got a cuddle out of it R.

 

[Blandscape]

I'm just a fucking wallet to my kith and kin.

 

[Blandscape]

I do't know what she wants R, I truly don't

 

[Blandscape]

I'm a bad da

 

[SHAMPAIN]

hahahaa yes mate tis true but I',m assuming your kiddo is young teen so don't be too upset, hugging old pops is never cool... Are you referring to me as R?

 

[Blandscape]

she's 17 R, I was working when I was 17.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Just buy some plain white sneakers, some cheap fabric paint and get drunk, Blands

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Don't listen to Shampito

 

[SHAMPAIN]

R???

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

He's a Meal Lenny Hmmm

 

[Blandscape]

I will buy her the trainers, genuinely appreciate the advice though.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

people who pay 300 queens for a pair of graffiti sneakers need to be put into labor camps

 

[Blandscape]

We as parents are already in Labour camps.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I know what's fuckin cool and I know how to make you old fucks pops with yer kids

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

But I was the guy who worked a whole month for a pair of sneakers and jeans back in 1994

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

So fuck what I know

 

[Blandscape]

Well stop coming from a third world colony of Portugal.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I'm just glad my former MIL brings her used phones to Brazoo every year