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trigger...

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Blandie don't bite the hands that feed ya

 

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remember Person.Com??

 

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Not trying too, ye gave me gid advice

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

not reallty

 

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of course we do

 

[SHAMPAIN]

My last two pairs of trainers cost me £364 no custom stuff though

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Do you even go jogging?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

They put millions of dollars worth of research in those sneakers and Shampito goes to the pub with them

 

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I jog around my psche every now and then,

 

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but most of my workouts invole me reaching for my wallet

 

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how are you ding ol man

 

[SHAMPAIN]

£194 Nike air vapormax

 

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high heeled gutties?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

You can fit a knife blade in those cracks and turn them into murder trainers

 

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Handy when it comes to cleaning up street urchins

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I heard Shamps pukes on all his shoes at least once

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Nike air max tuned3 leather £166

 

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I wid pay 300 sovs just to see Shamps puke up and into his own mouth

 

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I bet there is verifiable video evidence of dat

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Video evidence of what?

 

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Velocity puking and dat puke being regurgitated

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Video evidence of what?

 

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He also smells of elderberries, so it is said

 

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It was nice to talk to ye the nicht R

 

[SHAMPAIN]

haahahahaahaaa yeah probably from years ago but I don't drink anymore bland, I''m an unsufferable twat drunk

 

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thanks furda advice

 

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You are insufferable sober

 

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but the best kinda insufferable

 

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Never miss a good opportunity eh blandy