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[LotusBud]

@LotusBud what an odd question to ask? No…why would you ask that?

Because you post a lot about how "women" like when you do this or that and what you do with "women." Makes it sound like you're all over the place.

Speaking of past experiences does not mean I’m an open relationship. Don’t ask me a question and then when responded to, reply behind my back when I’m offline like a gutless knob_artist.

Gytless knob artist. I don't time my replies to your schedule, I time them to mine.

Wow. I wasn't trying to push your buttons, you know...

You always use present tense when you refer to women, so I thought you were talking about now. SOR.RY.

You asked a question and I answered. It’s for humour and doesn’t reflect my life presently. I’ve been with one woman for the past 15 years. Now you know. My soulmate.

You're sure a touchy motherfucker. I reply to people when I'm on here. I'm not here to accomodate you, whinger.

“Motherfucker?” I’ll get my wife to kick you in your frontbum for that insolence if you’re not careful. Cradle snatching fucking crone!

I'd take your wife out.

Or you could be nice and bathe beforehand.....

I couldn’t quite figure out there if Lotus meant a night out or physically take Mrs Breakfall out, as in smack-down!

Smack down, pal. Smack down. I mean, you said you'd get her to kick me in the hooha.

So, what's up with guys who pursue older women?

We grew up mature in South Africa. We had to grow up fast in a Police-type government.

I found older women to be more grounded and they knew what they wanted from a younger man. Virility and a linguist tongue in all aspects of romance. Yep!

Were your first sexual experiences with older women?

 

[Breakfall]

@LotusBud what an odd question to ask? No…why would you ask that?

Because you post a lot about how "women" like when you do this or that and what you do with "women." Makes it sound like you're all over the place.

Speaking of past experiences does not mean I’m an open relationship. Don’t ask me a question and then when responded to, reply behind my back when I’m offline like a gutless knob_artist.

Gytless knob artist. I don't time my replies to your schedule, I time them to mine.

Wow. I wasn't trying to push your buttons, you know...

You always use present tense when you refer to women, so I thought you were talking about now. SOR.RY.

You asked a question and I answered. It’s for humour and doesn’t reflect my life presently. I’ve been with one woman for the past 15 years. Now you know. My soulmate.

You're sure a touchy motherfucker. I reply to people when I'm on here. I'm not here to accomodate you, whinger.

“Motherfucker?” I’ll get my wife to kick you in your frontbum for that insolence if you’re not careful. Cradle snatching fucking crone!

I'd take your wife out.

Or you could be nice and bathe beforehand.....

I couldn’t quite figure out there if Lotus meant a night out or physically take Mrs Breakfall out, as in smack-down!

Smack down, pal. Smack down. I mean, you said you'd get her to kick me in the hooha.

So, what's up with guys who pursue older women?

We grew up mature in South Africa. We had to grow up fast in a Police-type government.

I found older women to be more grounded and they knew what they wanted from a younger man. Virility and a linguist tongue in all aspects of romance. Yep!

Were your first sexual experiences with older women?

Yes, as matter of fact! But that even started back in primary school. All the girls that were a higher grade than me wanted to date me. They would swoon and ogle and touch my face. I was the school mascot…it was so embarrassing! I was a very pretty boy and the girls found me cute as pudding and pie. Still do…

 

[Omnipotent]

I applied once and they never let me in. It's OK... tranny's are unstable however my most favourite person on the planet is Carlotta.

 

[Omnipotent]

I wrote to Carlotta once and she/he wrote back ...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

How intersting, go ooon...

 

[Omnipotent]

Carlotta is an absolute Aussie Legend. Started that Le Girls or whatever.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Whatever. Do you still suck willing dicks?

 

[Omnipotent]

Sucking a dick makes my jaw ache plus you have to give a LOT of money and you have to be circumcised

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh my, it appears your taste in men isn't what it used to be...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You know mine's cut. Do you like it?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Cum One, Cum All

…over Flynn’s FACE!!! Nevermind. You’re a white, middle-aged, lazy neckbearded Walmart shopper, and her manager/pimp checks all applications before deciding which random bruthas he needs to pay to go hole-hopping on the otherwise shunned bitch. Did you finish middle school? How long will...

bastardfactory.net

 

[Omnipotent]

Carlotta got the sex change back in the 60... and you're right. I no longer suck dick. I am now a virgin.

 

[Omnipotent]

I'd would probably smack a dick... with a baseball bat.

 

[Chuck]

my brother's gf once smacked him in the nuts with chains. fuck near shattered his nuts. wasn't the same for almost a year. the shit i see when i'm drunk. i felt his pain.

 

[Omnipotent]

lol... poor guy!~

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Sounds so Australian!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh whoops, I didn't notice chuck posted that. It should've been his father with shattered balls...

 

[Omnipotent]

It is 20 minutes to 6 pm here and I have only eaten a bowl ceral at lunch time. I AM STARVING.

 

[Omnipotent]

Filet Mignon sounds good.

 

[Omnipotent]

I am the ONLY real Australian you may know SSS. the others immigrated, even Rotwang.

 

[Adam Hitler]

OH LAWD DEM Rangz!!!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

How much do filet mignon steaks cost over there?

 

[Adam Hitler]

That meme is all over pol and its fucking hilarious

 

[Adam Hitler]

why do American nigs talk so funny

 

[Breakfall]

@Omnipotent you look very blonde Yugoslavian though???

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

At good steak houses, not the ones you buy before entirely fucking it up...

 

[Omnipotent]

I don't know... I haven't had steak for years. It is probably why I am craving a Filet Mignon ... I eat roast beef every day though. I get it from IGA aleady cooked.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Is your microwvw broken?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*microwave