Fuck's sake... it wasn't a godsdamned earthquake! LoL Unless there are mini earthquakes that only affect one piece of furniture in a particular house. /facePalm
Fine. It was an earthquake, then someone opened a window and a stray breeze knocked over the dresser. Mystery solved. Now I'm gonna go have some pizza and hope no earthquakes or breezes fuck with my pie before I can eat it. LoL