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[Jeannie]

i just dont like whiskey, i got drunk and hurled in the bushes once and hated it ever since... the smell, taste, eek

Hahahaha, the same thing happened to my son!!!!

He traumatized hahahaha.

"The smell" is what gets him too lol. It was cheap whiskey that he drank lol.

whiskey, scotch, different brands...... all smells the same, like different brands of gasoline lol

 

[Blazor]

i just dont like whiskey, i got drunk and hurled in the bushes once and hated it ever since... the smell, taste, eek

Hahahaha, the same thing happened to my son!!!!

He traumatized hahahaha.

"The smell" is what gets him too lol. It was cheap whiskey that he drank lol.

whiskey, scotch, different brands...... all smells the same, like different brands of gasoline lol

Hahaha wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!


You want gasoline, lets move on up to moonshine lol. I had to stop that shit for a bit, the strong stuff anyway.

Love me some Apple Pie Moonshine though. Think I'll get me a jar soon.

 

[Jeannie]

 

[Blazor]

Lol you posted this one for me before lol. Good stuff.

 

[Master Pu]

Leave the jokes to the pro's, Rancy-

BOnzo, word on the street is that your wife will finally lock you out to freeze your ass this winter

My wife died 25 years ago.
Word to the wise:
Leave the jokes to the pro's-
Thx

 

[Blazor]

Lol here ya go @Jeannie

 

[Master Pu]

Leave the jokes to the pro's, Rancy-

BOnzo, word on the street is that your wife will finally lock you out to freeze your ass this winter

Post on the main board boy. That’s what entertainment is for.

There's no entertainment.
Have another drink, brah-

 

[Jeannie]

oi, jager is like whisky concentrate, syrup of ipecac lol

 

[Blazor]

Lol, I hate jager

 

[Jeannie]

Lol you posted this one for me before lol. Good stuff.

it was from a fav folder :)

listen to this, just makes me lol

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[LotusBud]

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The mountains sound cool! Also, I LIVE in the Blue Ridge Mountains!!!

Hey Blaze
Is there wild Ginseng anywhere near you or those mountains

Why yes there is lol.

You got fuckers that'll kill you for a bag of that, it's like Gold

Yup, plenty 'round here lol. Im in the Blue Ridge mountains, part of Appalachia.

yeah fuck, I watch a show based there, Ginseng hunters, need your GUN for that there endeavour ... If I lived there it's what I would be doing to survive

Dude, you indeed need to carry a gun around here. I always carry when I go into the woods.

Them boys in West Virginia, lil over an hour from me is the border to WV. Also near to where the film The Wrong Turn is based on.

Less than an hour the other way from me, is where the literal Moonshine Capitol of the World is.... Franklin County.

All around here, you better watch your ass lol. Dont go on peoples property for damn sure. National Forest ya gotta play it safe too. Some crazies murdered folks on the Appalachian Trail.

Welcome to the Wild and Wonderful Appalachian Mountains! lol

See, that sort of thing is why I really love Portugal. Why are there so many crazies in the US?

 

[LotusBud]

Lightning storm here now.

 

[Admin.]

Misty Mountain Hop

 

[Breakfall]

Leave the jokes to the pro's, Rancy-

BOnzo, word on the street is that your wife will finally lock you out to freeze your ass this winter

Post on the main board boy. That’s what entertainment is for.

There's no entertainment.
Have another drink, brah-

Provide some entertainment. You converse with about 10% of the entire board. Get involved instead of having a poke and running away like a girl.

 

[Breakfall]

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The mountains sound cool! Also, I LIVE in the Blue Ridge Mountains!!!

Hey Blaze
Is there wild Ginseng anywhere near you or those mountains

Why yes there is lol.

You got fuckers that'll kill you for a bag of that, it's like Gold

Yup, plenty 'round here lol. Im in the Blue Ridge mountains, part of Appalachia.

yeah fuck, I watch a show based there, Ginseng hunters, need your GUN for that there endeavour ... If I lived there it's what I would be doing to survive

Dude, you indeed need to carry a gun around here. I always carry when I go into the woods.

Them boys in West Virginia, lil over an hour from me is the border to WV. Also near to where the film The Wrong Turn is based on.

Less than an hour the other way from me, is where the literal Moonshine Capitol of the World is.... Franklin County.

All around here, you better watch your ass lol. Dont go on peoples property for damn sure. National Forest ya gotta play it safe too. Some crazies murdered folks on the Appalachian Trail.

Welcome to the Wild and Wonderful Appalachian Mountains! lol

See, that sort of thing is why I really love Portugal. Why are there so many crazies in the US?

We know you like Portugal, you’ve stated this fact at least a hundred times and then slag off the USA. You should rid yourself of your dual citizenship and be done with it. Hopefully you’re embrace Portugal wholeheartedly.

 

[Breakfall]

A good digestif that Jäger!

 

[Blazor]

Lol you posted this one for me before lol. Good stuff.

it was from a fav folder :)

listen to this, just makes me lol

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Mutlu! lol

 

[Blazor]

I had never seen the original IT, not bad. The newer ones were better. But the book.... SO much better. I hadnt read it since I was a teen

 

[Blazor]

Stephen King wrote so much better before he got hit by a van

 

[Blazor]

"Why you not dancing, come drink! Jagermeister!" hahaha

 

[Blazor]

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[Blazor]

Oi!

 

[Blazor]

lol

 

[realgrimm]

Jager makes me aggressive I only drink it if I need to blow off steam

 

[realgrimm]

Stephen King did his best work when he isolated and coked himself out.. a lot of his work back then when he handed it in was covered on blood from him blowing it out

 

[realgrimm]

His nosebleeds

 

[Blazor]

Oh shit lol, didnt know that. No wonder it was so much better back in the day

 

[Breakfall]

Yo yo yo...just finished cooking up a BBQ. Gotta love the Tennessee Style Smokey sauce!

 

[Breakfall]

I wrote some of my best poetry when I was acideded out! It broadens the senses maaaan!

 

[realgrimm]

He said he was so coked out he doesnt even remember making Maximum Overdrive