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CorsetKat

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Oh I know.

I've been in the Midwest a lot over the last two years.

I'm a god damn freak there, and have a hell of a time finding food I can eat. You know, healthy.
 

offwidthe

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No shit! I went all vegan due to some health issues and its a pain when you travel. I've only been home 4 days in the last three months but sometimes you gotta just go where they want you. Unfortunately i am stuck in purgatory/polygamy land.
 

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offwidthe

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Fuckin' subcontractors can be such fucking babies. I am working on a big ass house and the subs and the owner are all annoying. The migrants crush it and get their damn jobs done.
 

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What I hate most is I'll have the volume up and then some loud ass voice just comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of me.