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[Admin.]

Speaking of Corvettes years ago on one of my lots, on a friday evening a mildly intoxicated man drove on the lot and wanted to look at the used Vette that just came on the lot....he decides to buy(there is some discussion in the sales office on whether to go through with the sale, or ask the gentlemen to come back when he's sober...we went ahead and sold him the car) He was back at the lot first thing the next morning.....his wife was furious, as he did not bring home the Mini Van she sent him out to buy....he went home later that morning in a minivan looking rather sheepish

 

[Lily]

@Admin. They think they win when they're obnoxious. When he first talked about getting the car, I congratulated him. If only it actually made him feel good. Too bad it doesn't.

 

[Lily]

He's clearly dissatisfied with life, he runs around feverishly trying to be "happy".

 

[Admin.]

 

[X]

@Weeg s Momma in church.

 

[X]

 

[Breakfall]

By the way… @Admin. sucks cock and has bouts of verbal diarrhoea between gasps of air!

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking hell…all us folk at Bastard Factory just want to hear your fucking take on situation life daily!!!!!!!!

 

[Breakfall]

Fuckwit!

 

[Admin.]

Time to logout turbo diarrhea is here. :Sucky Sucky::Sucky Sucky::Sucky Sucky::Sucky Sucky::Sucky Sucky::Sucky Sucky::Sucky Sucky: Have a gay old time Shortcake.

 

[Breakfall]

Get a life ya fucking dipshit!

 

[Breakfall]

You even look like a pansy when you’re trying to stand up in your “bath” robe…

 

[Breakfall]

Did you have a Trump dildo shoved up your corker is that decade old pic huh!? Lölölölöl

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking Elton John wannabe!

 

[Corky]

Why do you save men's pics? are you wanting to fuck @Admin. that badly? surely you know he's married and not interested in you aussie scumanite

 

[Corky]

what a cock sucker

 

[Admin.]

The best part is it's not me, just some guy that does resemble me a little. But since they think it's me, they spend countless hours everyday furiously beating their bishops to "me"

 

[Admin.]

"mmmm oh Admin ohhhhh mmm aaah i'm cumming ADMIN. **high pitched squealing noises** followed by snoring."

 

[Admin.]

@Breakfall remember to use plenty of lube, calluses down there are no bueno!

 

[Corky]

i posted who it might be.. its an actor named steve marvel. i posted a clip in one of the thread with a toupee and glasses. looks a lot like him

 

[Breakfall]

A segment on Elton John just so you’re not too confused noodle-neck!

 

[Breakfall]

Keith Richards explains…

 

[Corky]

chompy and the girls. watch that and steve marvel in it.. toupee and glasses

 

[Admin.]

As long as Breaky and his other gay friends if they find sexual release from Steve or whoever is ok, I just don't like them forcing their stroking to me agenda on me and everyone else. What they do behind closed doors is no concern of mine.

 

[Admin.]

I love Keef the riffmaster, and I don't really care if he isn't a fan of Elton's or anyone else.

 

[Admin.]

As long as Breaky and his other gay friends find sexual release from Steve or whoever is ok by me, I just don't like them forcing their stroking to me agenda on me and everyone else. What they do behind closed doors is no concern of mine.

 

[Breakfall]

No…he’s talking about Elton‘s self-promotion. Ring a bell?

 

[Corky]

i don't like elton's music.

 

[Breakfall]

Rather than trying to dominate this board daily with your leftarded opinions, give others a chance to express their views. You’re a freak and have textual dysentery across everything. It’s not all about you you naff!

 

[Admin.]

I liked a lot of his early stuff up to about Goodbye Yellow Brick road, then he kind of went easy listening after that.