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[Lily]

His attitude stinks.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Shall I pencil in a time to have a good, hard cry about it, @Lily ? Perhaps next Nopeday at LOL O'Clock?

 

[Lily]

Why would I expect a miserable s.o.b. to reflect on his misery? lol

 

[Lily]

That's funny.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

What you should expect is that just because you choose to 'assign' an emotional condition to someone else based purely on your own perceptions, that doesn't obligate the subject to agree with your perception. In short: Just 'cause you say it don't make it so.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Does my style convey a certain... acerbic flavor? Maybe. Does that mean that's literally how I am? Not if you understand the concept of a writing style, it doesn't.

 

[X]

@jack go away with your fucking ANALysis you flampant tard LOL who the fuck cares what you think of anyone

 

[X]

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

And then there's X... who writes like a functionally illiterate, hydrocephalic twat. Is he really one, away from the context of this place? Wouldn't bet money for or against it.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Guh. Generating terrain LOD always takes forever.

 

[X]

You sound like you’ve been eating some grumpy cawk

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I defer to your experience on that one.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

"I'm not an actor, but I play one on tv..."

 

[X]

No experience just evidenced by yoor demeanour it wood lees one to believe you’ve ingested some grumpy cawks

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

The only way it would 'lees' one to believe that is if said 'one' knows what the results of eating 'grumpy cawks' are.

 

[X]

Okay, so why don’t you tell us then

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

So do tell us all about your personal findings after having eaten 'cawks'.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You tell us, you're evidently the authority on the topic.

 

[X]

Ha ha I burned you first LOL

 

[X]

You’re the taste tester BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[X]

GriZZly

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You know, it's after lunch recess. You shouldn't still be on the computer.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Claritin tablets are ENTIRELY too fucking skimpy.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Ever wonder why I'm cynical all the time and caustic occasionally, shit like that is why. 'Cause human beings are some IMPLAUSIBLE motherfuckers.

 

[Jack]

ugh. Claritin. Breakfast of Champions.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yeah, evidently my dust and pollen allergies, which I thought I had grown out of, have re-emerged. Which is 'fun.' So I bought a bottle of Claritin tablets. But the things are so fuckin' paltry that just one iss ze gogglez (It duzz nussing!)

 

[Jack]

I make a great allergy relief tincture from herbs and apple cider vinegar. Works really well.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Me, too. Okay, so it's high-rye bourbon and creme soda. Doesn't really suppress the histamine response at all, but... I call it Idontevennoticethatshitatol.

 

[Jack]

 

[X]

Luckily for me I’m of superior stock, not affected by such inefficiencies