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[X]

If I didn’t have kids I wouldn’t even fucking bother anymoar

 

[The Question]

It'd be easier to feel sympathy for you if you weren't such a towering inferno of suck. :)

 

[X]

I don’t care not looking for it, just venting getting it out so those I love don’t have to deal with a sobering cunt

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Is 10 AM too late to get out of bed?

 

[X]

Interesting you said towering, did you know I’m 6’3

 

[The Question]

What made you think I'd care?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You're 6'3 and 150 lbs., X

 

[MANCID RILKO]

That makes you a bamboo shoot

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Get some carbos in those skinny legs of yours

 

[X]

In case you try to touch my cawk Edgar, youd need to k ow youd have to jump what with those tiny arms

 

[X]

I’m 188 just checked

 

[The Question]

I wouldn't touch any part of you with anything other than a whiffleball bat, just so I can laugh at the whistling noises.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

188 ounces, X

 

[X]

A song in her memory.

 

[X]

Excuse me while I cry

 

[X]

She just walked away, I held her hand thinking as long as I held it she could go NOWHERE!!!

 

[The Question]

I hesitate to ask, because it might lead to the misperception that I care, but who the fuck are you crying about, crybaby?

 

[X]

Waking at 6 am to dreams that giant your fucking skull

 

[The Question]

No word salad for me, thanks.

 

[X]

Waking at 6 am to dreams that break your fucking skull

 

[X]

Haunt your fucking skull !!!!!

 

[The Question]

Yeah, that still means nix.

 

[X]

Its okay

 

[Weeg]

Awe sorry to hear that X

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You guys are fighting again?

 

[X]

It’s okay X

 

[Weeg]

Momma sends prayers for a calm mind she said

 

[X]

WEEG!!!! Fucking help me man

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Weeg put a slipping voodoo spell on X

 

[X]

Somebody fucking help me