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[Lily]

 

[X]

WHAT!!!!!!??????

 

[Murdock]

we had to call for

 

[X]

Funniest shit of 2025

 

[Murdock]

Maintenance to pull us apart

 

[X]

Did he have lots of keys LOL. most janitors do

 

[X]

I’m gonna steal some of your jokes and tweak them and use them on JACK

 

[Murdock]

most men go limp under pressure like that

 

[Murdock]

So I can’t blame him for not rising to on the occasion

 

[X]

Be flattered and stfu

 

[Lily]

Murdy is a riot.

 

[The Prowler]

@Murdock has seen a lot of men go limp.

 

[X]

Oh BTW I’ve been deputized as SB sheriff

 

[X]

PROWLER!! read her plunger joke Ahahahah

 

[The Prowler]

Imagine thinking that having a twat like a toilet plunger is a GOOD things....

 

[Murdock]

It’s like my pussy has NyQuil in it

 

[X]

FUCKING HELL PROWLER!!

 

[Lily]

He likes his plungers stuck to his head.

 

[The Prowler]

I read it. It just grosses me out a bit because I know who said it....I have. Seen. Pics. And it was quite......tramatic.

 

[X]

I’m gonna go eat I just got back from uber delivering

 

[Murdock]

prolapse hasn’t had a decent boner since Clinton was in office

 

[X]

Yup the existence of the poor and handsome

 

[Murdock]

X’y you enjoy your porch pirate meal

 

[Murdock]

well deserved

 

[X]

Your just mad he said you’re a plunger puss

 

[Lily]

 

[Murdock]

I’m the one who said it for comedic value, der der der

 

[Lily]

They're going to do their retarded shit and take it literally and post it over and over and over and over and over and over...

 

[Murdock]

@Lily

 

[X]

Haha ha i didn’t pirate it, I made pasta with a simple marinara with heaps of basilico