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[Jack]

ha ha ha ha

 

[Fredricka]

Morning Alticus, what trouble are you planning on causing behind the scenes today?

 

[Jack]

besides getting splooge all over your keyboard?

 

[Jack]

that must be nasty when it dries and fucks up the keys

 

[Fredricka]

Why do you hide the bitch inside you Alticus? Why not show us all?

 

[Fredricka]

Hes the male version of lily but with weed

 

[Jack]

hes probably enormous given his biggest physical activity is chess

 

[Jack]

and that bullshit admin tried to pull last night? "If you talk to her I will call law enforcement"

 

[Jack]

give me her fucking number douchebag,

 

[Fredricka]

Lol, and those munchies dont help

 

[Jack]

the problem with alt and munchies is he gorges on junk food.

 

[Jack]

his idea of breakfast is cocoa crispies

 

[Fredricka]

I didnt read all of that admin stuff, i skipped a lot

 

[Jack]

but the "I masturbate to porn because I actually don't like women in general" is a shocker.

 

[Jack]

admins going to get smacked in the face with that PI bullshit.

 

[Jack]

Ill bet after that MT gets a couple calls, she'll out the little creeper.

 

[Fredricka]

I dont know what made him think it was a good idea to post that pic, his brain must be biggie fried

 

[Jack]

When I first started posting here I literally avoided him. Then Lily insisted that I give him "a chance" because of her "friendship" with him. So I did.

 

[Fredricka]

Alt has done a really good job of trolling himself lately, no one else has had to do anything except point out his fuck ups

 

[Jack]

yep.

 

[Jack]

yesterday was his BF "watershed moment"

 

[Jack]

fucking moron

 

[Fredricka]

I dont mind admin tbh

 

[Jack]

thats nice. He's a fucking pervert creeper though.

 

[Jack]

I didn't mind him until he went fuckface at me after I dumped Lily

 

[Jack]

now I'm the enemy and I'm all aligned with the swrong people.

 

[Jack]

now I'm the enemy and I'm all aligned with the wrong people.

 

[Fredricka]

At least hes honest to your face

 

[Jack]

yeah, if your friend suddenly turns on you to your face because you broke up with someone else. I guess.

 

[Jack]

alticus did the exact same thing. and Semen is trying to leverage our "friendship because I talk to you.