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Fuck's sake, you could cut the sexual tension in here with a wooden spoon. The two of you should just bump uglies and get it over with.
 
Jack why are you giving me no dick emojis? That is the most ridiculous thing, i know i don't have a dick, spaz
 
Well jacks still trying to woo me, giving me suck it emojis, its a big fat no from me, he can stick his fat sausage fingers up his ass and swivel
 
You'll know he's really serious when he dips your ponytail in an inkpot or puts a frog in your pocket. At least that's how kids flirted in my day but a lot of things have changed since the invention of the wheel so... it's possible y'all do things differently now.