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What I’ve discovered is when he negs you, you’ve stuck him where it hurts
 

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Fuck's sake, you could cut the sexual tension in here with a wooden spoon. The two of you should just bump uglies and get it over with.
 

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No tiny tears, it upsets YOU! not us LOL it’s actually my goal to get negs lolol
 

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Are y'all *still* engaging in foreplay? If you're not ready for the main event by now maybe forget about it; it wasn't meant to be.
 

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Well jacks still trying to woo me, giving me suck it emojis, its a big fat no from me, he can stick his fat sausage fingers up his ass and swivel
 

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You'll know he's really serious when he dips your ponytail in an inkpot or puts a frog in your pocket. At least that's how kids flirted in my day but a lot of things have changed since the invention of the wheel so... it's possible y'all do things differently now.