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Fuck's sake, you could cut the sexual tension in here with a wooden spoon. The two of you should just bump uglies and get it over with.
 
You'll know he's really serious when he dips your ponytail in an inkpot or puts a frog in your pocket. At least that's how kids flirted in my day but a lot of things have changed since the invention of the wheel so... it's possible y'all do things differently now.