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[LotusBud]

@Jack, because dogs do not want to share the secrets of the universe with dumbass humans.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

So the secrets of the universe include eating, licking your nads, and sniffing another dog's butt?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

So the secrets of the universe include eating feces, licking your nads, and sniffing another dog's butt?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

And I bet they're not even dogs!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

They're hey liens

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

No, they're illegal.

 

[LotusBud]

I believe licking your arsehole is a small price to pay for the honor of being an enlightened species. Just sayin.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And Lotus knows this how?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Yeah, well, getting your dick mangled in a horrible way because you were trying to perpetuate the species isn't

 

[Reggie_Essent]

What kind of weird shit is she into over there in Portugal?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Seeing a dog being dragged around by its dick is enough to traumatize you

 

[LotusBud]

I just watched spiders having sex on National Geographic WILD. It's not called Nat Geo here, just FYI.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I know some of them end up eating the male after it's done

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So Lotus is watching spder porn? Kinky.

 

[LotusBud]

LOL. The commentary was the sex is over very fast among spiders.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So Lotus is watching spider porn? Kinky.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Is that why fem spiders eat the man spiders because the man spider came before she did?

 

[Jack]

How fun to watch people spew bullshit in lieu of conversation

 

[Jack]

we just had a lovely out. 3rd of the day

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It's nice here too, Jack. I'v e been out in the yard all day doing yard shit. Now I'm making some supper.

 

[Jack]

supper later. She got muddy so I had to dry her off and feed her.Fist a cocktail

 

[Jack]

first

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

No, I think you meant fist.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

In all fairness, I am having an early supper. Fucking Canadian clouds are moving in.

 

[The Prowler]

You are sick in the head, @Jack

 

[The Prowler]

@Alticus I see you lurking!!! Say something stupid!!!!!!!

 

[Jack]

You're sick in the heart @The Prowler

 

[The Prowler]

Shit, I hope not!! I do a lot of cardio excercise so prevent that....

 

[Frood]

Jo Jo does a lot of anal flexing exercises..

 

[The Prowler]

Senile @Joe Do you wear old man diapers?