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[The Cuntess]

Gonna hit the gym this morning, Weeg. Gotta get back to the program

 

[Weeg]

Just do it!!! I saw that somewhere

 

[Weeg]

What do yoo do at the gym?

 

[The Cuntess]

Weights, squats, treadmill

 

[Weeg]

i wood do the treadmill if I had a gym!!

 

[The Cuntess]

I had my butt lifted, Weeg! Gotta protect my investment or else

 

[Weeg]

really?? Thay can do that??

 

[The Cuntess]

Yes. They can do anything now.

 

[The Cuntess]

I won’t mess with my face tho. Just lip fillers. Way too risky

 

[Weeg]

yeah thats scary stuff! Momma could do it though. Cant do anything worse to that face!

 

[The Cuntess]

Omg lol

 

[The Cuntess]

Cherish your mama, Weeg

 

[Weeg]

shes a tough old bird:)

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I buy beets and any type of squash that looks fresh at the Farmers Market

 

[Blazor]

One brownie he makes, a serving is 400mg lol

400 mg of what? You know there are 28,000 mg in an ounce, right? Do you mean 400 grams? 1/2 pound?

Of THC wax lol. Shit will put you on your ass!

I only eat half at a time. Any more knocks me out, like the time I did 3/4 of it lol.

My friends can only do a 1/4 lol.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Hahaha

 

[Joe]

r u getting botox, Countess Queenie?

 

[The Cuntess]

No, Joe. I don’t mess with my face. Just my eyebrows and lips. Lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

I misread that and thought you said elbows

 

[Adam Hitler]

I was gonna say, they've taken cosmetic surgery in the US a bit far

 

[LotusBud]

Well, they have definitely taken cosmetic surgery way too far. I can't even look at people who have molested themselves with that shit. There are a lot of women in LA who look like bloup dolls, only worse.

 

[LotusBud]

blowup.

 

[Adam Hitler]

In the future, superior DNA which guarantees intelligence and good looks will be worth fortunes

 

[Adam Hitler]

I need to get mine catalogued and documented ASAP

 

[LotusBud]

LMAO

 

[LotusBud]

Anything to avoid working for a living, eh?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I'm retired

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lulz

 

[The Cuntess]

I won’t mess with my face. I’m even cautious with my hair. Been going to the same salon for fifteen years.

 

[Joe]

When I was in LA there seemed ta be a Plastic Surgery Center on every Street Corner. It was almost as if they'd become the new hamburger joint or soda shop.