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I was Boxiung on Monday and CHRIST it does so good. Step by step I am getting better! Mentally and body wise. I just need to go regularly which function so far!
 

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My eyes were puffy today. LOL! Now it is better ! But I look like a sissy. My GF said you look like you’re ready hitting the gay club! Cant describe why. But I guess tomorrow they return to normal! LOL
 

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True story, when I was still in the US, one day I stopped at some place late at night, they had NOTHING to drink except for some fucking soy milk smoothie, the kinda of crap I never have, but I needed something to drink bad. Anyway, a few hours later, I was already in bed and I was feeling a bit of heartburn and I felt a burp coming up
 

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Rancid. In 1999 i was in Spain with my former best friend. He said:“ You musst come with me. Boys like us get QUICK and EASY pussy!“. Of course a s a young gun, I said yes.
 

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Maybe it was the soy milk, maybe it was the drink itself, I dunno. All I know is that I no longer touch the stuff. I'm not a big fan of milk, I like dairy, but I don't drink milk.
 

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I remember it was a flop. Dude used me as a side kick all the time. On the second night he was not in the hotel. I took his tooth brush and cleaned the toilet. Crushed his ab system workout thing. And went all by myself.
 

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On the 3rd night I came back in the morning. Drunk as a hell. And there was nothing to drink! I remember being thirsty. You couldn’t drink the water in the sink. Acid. But my mate 3 little piss warm Heiniken Beer! I drank them! LOL:!!! I was so thirsty.