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[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm TELLING!!!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

The FBI when they come for a brief visit...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Take Ecstacy. It's a cure all

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I actually have a Bucket List goal of making an FBI agent smile. Seriously, that would be a mighty feat...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

And visit Islay and dig out peat moss for free for as long as my back could hold up...

 

[The Scoundrel]

I thought it was part of the brief that they couldn't?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Exactly!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Peat marshes stink

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Exactly!

 

[The Scoundrel]

So give the FBI peat to make em smile?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Love love love it, I'm agentleman in RL, promise! Do promises and apologies mean anything to you?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Don't bother answering that...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Only pinkie swears

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha, you caught me mid-type with that one :D

 

[Lily]

Oh my, a love connection in early Spring. How very lovely.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Mornin fatso

 

[Lily]

Morning fugly

 

[The Scoundrel]

It's late Spring. You been sleeping off that last elephant you ingested?

 

[Lily]

You're right it is late Spring. It's also 3:30 am, so whatever.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Hey SSS, George from Pizza Hut says that he trusts you with his favourite dildo because you always rinse it off after you've finished with it

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Don'choo pick on my new best friend, Lily. I'll only warn you once, seriously...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Tell me moar about this BH cult you fags are part of?

 

[Lily]

Is that what they call them now, hmm?

 

[Frood]

I hate smokey whiskies and bourbons...

If I had to visit the UK, I'd got towards the Speyside....

 

[The Scoundrel]

Who? I never posted there

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Arhole, you've been ostrisized from this group due to your poor social skills. Fuck off, take Lily with you...

 

[Lily]

I ain't going nowheres with that idiot

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Youre kewl Sco, but BH probably wasn't for a proper gent like your kind self...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Alright Lily is officially in now...