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[The Scoundrel]

Cliques put me off

 

[Lily]

So do showers I'm betting

 

[The Scoundrel]

I just pictured you in the shower. I feel unclean

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Me? I'm outta my mind now but it's been fun. I'm trying my best not to pass out face-first into my keyboard and come off like an Arderp shout...

 

[Frood]

Didn't you see the Shoutbox widen by her beefy hips?

 

[Adam]

Lily hasn't showered since 93, she gets hosed down in the bank yard once a month by a social worker

 

[Lily]

STFU Aryan, last time you were bathed was at your christenibng

 

[Adam]

Did SSS just accuse me of having poor social skills? Fucking irony

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

As far as cliques are concerned, you'd scowl at the BH Reg room. We all got there one way, and there was no going back. None of us liked eachother, not one fucking bit...

 

[Lily]

G'night fuckers. The SB will be closed today.

 

[The Scoundrel]

It will be missed

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

WTF is an SB?

 

[Adam]

It will be back in a week or 2, maybe sooner

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Eh?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Shout Box yer in one dummy

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

What, why, who?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

aha

 

[The Scoundrel]

Got a lie down at Walton?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I break stuff, sorry fags...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Don't understand why the SB is closing? Some don't work but this does

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Me? Not yet. Islay and Skye would be best...

 

[Lily]

Because people don't post in the sub forums, that's why.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Lie Down = Short prison sentence

 

[The Scoundrel]

@ Lily Yeah but they do here

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Austin is the capital of the world, but yeah I'd rather play golf on a soaked marsh while drinking barrel fresh whisky than seeing another shitty band here, that's no bullshit :/

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Moore

 

[The Scoundrel]

Too much Cuntry for me

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I fucked that word up one way or the other; or both...

 

[The Scoundrel]

At least it saved some virgin asshole

 

[Lily]

Yes, that's why it's being closed @The Scoundrel