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[The Scoundrel]

Christ. Like that needed to be said

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Sure, and thanks. But fuck you for catching me mid-type again your ginger cunthaired prick...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

As I was typing, yeah - when women walk by I look at their hair before lowering my gaze...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Ging's should be exiled

 

[The Scoundrel]

I need a shave

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Haha, they can be gorgeous or hideous...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shave for Saturday!/ Now THAT's fucking gay bro...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Ging nah. Red Head ohhhh yeah!

 

[Lily]

Sorry to disappoint, my hair is just past my shoulders...

 

[The Scoundrel]

Meeting the hair on your back?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I promised my pals I'd meet em at the park to play some savage street ball but I ain't gonna make it because some Scot insisted I keep drinking and snorting shitty coke or he'd gladly die before sending me a new bottle of Tally...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fuckin' douche has a small castle on Skye...

 

[The Scoundrel]

You need a new Coke vendor

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Hahaaaa, no shit!

 

[The Scoundrel]

If my ramshackle cottage were a castle lol

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I can hardly breathe through either nostril at the moment, which makes snorting more and more at this point proves how manly I am...

 

[Lily]

Now @TheScoundrel wouldn't it be something if I had more hair on my back than you do on your head? I can shave it for you if you don't mind being a brunette

 

[The Scoundrel]

That'll be the baking soda cut

 

[The Scoundrel]

You probably have Lily. And I'm brunette now

 

[Lily]

Plugs?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

It's 6am here in Austin and I'm fuckin' ripped thanks to YOU, Scotdrel. I sadly won't see you on Skye but in Hell I'mma kick your dentures out and wear them myself...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I hope they taste like a nice Islay but I get the feeling that'd be too much for you...

 

[The Scoundrel]

SSS: In need of new teeth, Noted,

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Can it be boiled and eaten like spinach or something?

 

[The Scoundrel]

If yer Scots anything's edible so long as it can be battered and deep fried

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Haha, I could tell you a few things you'd wisely note, but I don't wanna tell anyone too much about my humble self ;)

 

[The Scoundrel]

Plugs nah. I'll just kep my Durag on

 

[The Scoundrel]

The Texas Reen Terroriser?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Please, Texas can out-fry you kilt wearing, terribad instrument blowing goofs any and every day...

 

[Lily]

Dorag?