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[Master]

Fortnite duos with iggy

 

[Master]

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[Breakfall]

@Blazor …Oi, I don’t know what angle you ever saw of my arse, but it’s been described as a male bubble-butt. If I were to post a side-on you would see for yourself. But you know, Stephan aka Shampaininthearse would probably get a hard-on!

 

[Blazor]

Oh I havent seen side view, just back view, in that butt thread you made lol. It went right from back to legs!!!! You more buttless than me!!!!

 

[Blazor]

lololol

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I suck at Fortnite lmao

 

[Blazor]

Wish I was a Fortnite

 

[Blazor]

Ooops! Didnt realize this thing was on!!!

 

[Breakfall]

@Blazor …my massive back just made my arse look insignificant was all. Fucking “back goes on and on”…fuck you cunt!

 

[Blazor]

Lol, I've never played Fortnite. But I've seen it played. One person would camp and snipe. Seemed to win a lot

 

[Blazor]

Hahahahaha you know I messin' Break hahaha

 

[Blazor]

The main 2 things that make me gain weight, ice cream and donuts

 

[Breakfall]

Yeah man!

 

[Blazor]

The main 2 things that make me full the fastest, potatoes and pancakes

 

[Breakfall]

It takes me exercise to eat. If I’m not doing anything I seldom bother to eat. Maybe some tomato on toast in the morning and some dinner in the evening. I like to eat healthily though.

 

[Blazor]

If Im active, I need protein. But a lot of times if Im active, I dont eat much, but I know I need energy fuel

 

[Breakfall]

Fuck it…it’s 11:30…imma gonna fry me some eggs and crumb some veal for brunch!

 

[Blazor]

Sounds good man. Its 9:30 pm here, I just ate an ice cream sammich and thinking about jerking off lolololol

 

[Blazor]

Ever do it with a lady with an ice cube in her pussy lol? I had a gal ask me to do that before, it was crazy lol

 

[Blazor]

Tried it on another gal, and she couldnt get that ice cube out fast enough lol. DID NOT like it hahahahaha

 

[Breakfall]

@Blazor …when I was single, this chick from New Orleans convinced me to put an ice cube up my butt! I shit you not…

 

[Blazor]

hahahaha wtf

 

[Iggy McLulz]

@Blazor you said you wish what?

 

[Breakfall]

Seriously…I was horny as fuck, and she was sending me juicy fanny shots online. XNXX lol

 

[Iggy McLulz]

an ice cube for why?

 

[Breakfall]

She said that she did it with her ex and he sighed it. It was ‘orrible for me. My butt went into convulsions!

 

[Breakfall]

She said that she did it with her ex and he loved it. It was ‘orrible for me. My butt went into convulsions!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

 

[Master]

Thanks for the advice mid stream @Regan

 

[Iggy McLulz]

That was fun. It's all good when playing with someone that knows wtf they're doing cause I sure don't know anything yet.