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Helluva dangerous fuckers

 

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Portuguese-Man-Of-War jellyfish.

 

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Oh fuck those are man-of-wars

 

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Can't mess with those

 

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I have partial immunity because I’ve been stung so many times.

 

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Sometimes they're a few meters from you but their tentacles are already touching your legs

 

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In surf competitions I had no choice but to carry on surfing…win or lose.

 

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@360 can the jellyfish touch your bike?

 

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The worst in when they get tangled in the surfboard leash.

 

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One day I saw a documentary about some dude who was stung by the most dangerous of them in Australia, He was lucky they had some experimental antidote that saved his life

 

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When he was climbing the ladder back into the boat he saw it on his arm

 

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One has to unravel them with bare hands…and they break apart and sting the fuck outta you.

 

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That’s a box jellyfish or irukanji

 

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Lethal.

 

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They have rudimentary eyes to actually seek you out and swim towards you.

 

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Fluffer and Poofer, sounds like a gay rap band

 

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Then you notice that after the day I ruined George from Pizza Hut, we haven't talked since. That should que you tards into the reality of how I did my old pal...

 

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Irukanji, that's the one

 

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Very tiny

 

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And the deadliest of them all.

 

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Good is a joker, I swear

 

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God is a joker, I swear

 

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She must be one sexy bitch up there in heaven!

 

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LOL that movie

 

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Man…that chick could shove me right up into her vagina…and I could die happy! Lol

 

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dILDOFALL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

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In America it's a missing bridge, in Brazoo, it's a slum. Don't trust GPS

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Dildofall!