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[The Prowler]

Gay sex? DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm probaby too old to snort the strap I just did...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

And to answer your Q, it was nothing to do with anyone else, so it's best no one else watches...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Call me shy...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Are you going out via cremation?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I saw Scrooged so I'm not so sure any more...

 

[The Prowler]

No idea....I have no plans for after I die.

 

[The Prowler]

My wife would decide at this point...

 

[The Prowler]

I'll think about it some day...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Plan plan plan...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

It's the responsible thing to do, like me at the bar tonight...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shit can unravel quick any time...

 

[The Prowler]

I guess....I think my wife would bury me. But I should probably say what I want in my will or something...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Stripper?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You're making her sound young

 

[The Prowler]

No stripper at the funeral.

 

[The Prowler]

No...my wife is 52 now.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Thanks for giving me a great idea...

 

[The Prowler]

I heard that cremation is pretty environmentally unfriendly...

 

[The Prowler]

A lot of pollution...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I mean, if I have a public funeral it's gotta be a great social occasion...

 

[The Prowler]

Carbon Emmissions!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Settle down, I'm an eviromentalist...

 

[The Prowler]

yeah, it should reflect something about you....if you like strippers, then some hot broad showing her juicy pussy to the crowd might be a good idea...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

If I had Musk's $230B most of it would go to good causes like water and infastructure...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Sewagw after water, actually...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

*sewage

 

[The Prowler]

There's a new thing where they take your body and accelerate the decomposition process...but in an environmentally friendly way...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha'

 

[The Prowler]

So you don't take up a plot at a cemetary....