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[MANCID RILKO]

Good morning

 

[Garraty_47]

Mornings are neutral; neither good nor bad. They're a blank canvas upon which we decide to paint good things or bad things. Unless someone forgot to make coffee; that is the textbook definition of a very bad mornning no matter from which angle you look at it.

 

[Garraty_47]

Mornings are neutral; neither good nor bad. They're a blank canvas upon which we decide to paint good things or bad things. Unless someone forgot to make coffee; that is the textbook definition of a very bad morning no matter from which angle you look at it.

 

[Garraty_47]

 

[Seamajor]

I love coffee. Fools that light up when they drink it. Not so much

 

[Murdy]

I don’t understand the crazy for iced coffee… like grow up

 

[Cookie Monster]

Coffee should be hot, not in cake either.

 

[Admin.]

I told a joke on a Zoom meeting and no one laughed. It turns out I’m not remotely funny.

 

[Lily]

 

[Murdy]

Agreed… except it should be in tiramisu @Cookie Monster

 

[Lily]

Coffee does not belong in desserts, it's a beverage one enjoys with dessert. Also, tiramisu...yucky.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

@Lily, That is blasphemy!! Tiramisu is a slice of heaven.

 

[Lily]

Noooo, it's mushy. I don't like it...eww, yucky...just, no.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Ban yourself, missy. Now!!!

 

[Cookie Monster]

coffeee hot! Puddings should be milky and sweet.

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

Flan for the win!

 

[Garraty_47]

It's pudding time children! <bass riff>

 

[Murdy]

Oh be still my ancient troll heart… the coveted dancing bananas penis!!!

 

[Murdy]

We need to bring that emoji back to BF

 

[Lily]

I second the motion.

 

[X]

You people are retarded, coffee is a great flavour to mix

 

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I just watched a deer shit out front. It crouched down on its hind legs and the front legs remained upright. Somehow I thought poop pellets just fell out while they were fully standing..

 

[Admin.]

Yes Deer.

 

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I should report this to kingDiLF.

 

[Murdy]

Moar banana!!!!

 

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