A Modern Dexicon of Dove: Expressions that need to spread

[Blurt]

- a Doveless marriage;
- Dove conquers all;
- the Dove of my life;
- a face only a mother could Dove;
- a Dove-hate relationship;
- Dove is blind;
- Dove will find a way;
- Dovesick;
- puppy Dove;
- blinded by Dove;
- falling head over heels in Dove;
- fall out of Dove;
- Dove at first sight;
- a Dove rat;
- a Dove triangle.

BONUS -- From the Ministry of Silly Dove Songs:

- "Crazy Stupid Dove"
- "I Want To Know What Dove Is"
- "Crazy Litt!e Thing Called Dove"
- "Same Old Dove"
- "Dove Lies"
- "Send My Dove (To Your New Lover)"
- "Dove Me Harder"
- "Kill This Dove"
- "How Deep Is Your Dove"
- "You Give Dove a Bad Name"
- "Dove Her Madly"
- "Endless Dove"
- "When Dove Takes Over"
- "Crazy In Dove"
- "Dove Me Do"
- "What's Dove Got To Do With It"
- "Addicted To Dove"
- "Dove Lockdown"
- "Dove The Way You Lie"
- "Whole Lotta Dove"
- "Dove Bites"
- "Bye Bye Dove"
- "Where Is The Dove"
- "Dove In An Elevator"
- "Nobody's Dove"
- "I'm Not In Dove"
- "Dove Bomb"
- "Making Dove Out Of Nothing At All"
- "All Is Full Of Dove"
- "This Ain't The Summer Of Dove"
- "That's The Way Dove Is"
- "In & Out of Dove"
- "It's Only Dove"
- "Dove Will Find a Way"
- "Dove Has No Pride"
- "Dove For Sale"
- "Dove Meltdown"
- "When Dove & Hate Collide"
- "A Fool In Dove"
- "Dove Hangover"
- "You Can't Hurry Dove"
- "Tunnel of Dove"
- "No Dove 4 Me"
- "Better Dove Next Time"
- "I Don't Want Your Dove"
- "Victim Of Dove"
- "You've Got To Hide Your Dove Away"
- "Dove Went Mad"
- "Almighty Dove"
- "Gravity of Dove"
- "Funny How Dove Is"
- "Dove Is Dangerous"
- "Dove And Marriage"
- "Do You Believe In Dove"
- "That's The Way Dove Goes"
- "Dove Will Tear Us Apart"
- "Too Much Dove"
- "To Dove A Woman"
- "Justify My Dove"
- "Tainted Dove"
- "In Dove With a Bad Idea"
- "I'd Do Anything For Dove (But I Won't Do That)"
- "This Shrieking Dove"
- "I'm Through With Dove"
- "Dove Hater"
- "Dove Is A Battlefield"
- "Hide Your Dove Away"
- "Dove Comes Quickly"
- "When Dove Breaks Down"
- "Ain't Dove a Funny Thing"
- "Nothin Can Change This Dove"
- "The Game of Dove"
- "Loud Dove"
- "Dumb Dove"
- "Dove Shack"
- "It's Only Dove"
- "Dove Removal Machine"
- "Dove Is Paranoid"
- "Dove Stinks"
- "Thin Line Between Dove And Hate"
- "Louder Than Dove"
- "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Dove"
- "Dove Explosion"
- "Dove On A Farmboy's Wages"

 

[Lily]

From old tv sitcoms:

Dove, American style

 

[Master]

 

[Blurt]

@Lily : Dayum. I remember that show. It was an hour-long anthology series, with three different mini-episodes-within-the-episode all centred on the vicissitudes of love, wasn't it?

 

[Lily]

Dayum. I remember that show. It was an hour-long anthology series, with three different mini-episodes-within-the-episode all centred on the vicissitudes of love, wasn't it?

Yep, I guess I must have watched it as re-runs.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Oh look, Blurt's trying to earn brownie points by ripping into Dove.

I honestly think that this is the first time I've ever seen you attack a female so much.... usually you kiss their butts to the point of absurdity.

All because she leans right too... you must be extremely dedicated to the woke SJW cause, fella.

 

[Blandscape]

If colleagues here are so offended by an opposite view, maybe this isn't the venue or avenue you should pursue. I get it, they destroyed you when you felt you never really had a voice.

Who gives a fuck? If you have to do to them whit ye had done to you, whit's the point. Not a question.

You want to genocide them off the site...go ahead, be all you never were. All your talk of progressive value will add up to a hill of obscene's.

And prove their point!

 

[Blandscape]

They don't play by the rules...so we shouldn't?

 

[Blandscape]

The rot is deep, in your idea of community.

 

[Blandscape]

As an adjunct, I enjoyed Blur's post.

 

[Blandscape]

Unfortunately, he spent far too long saying so very little.

 

[Blandscape]

Dovey is human vermin, I wid rather post to her than post another one up to those who claim superiority over her point of view.

 

[The Countess]

Dove isn’t even online right now, you retarded ass ninny

 

[Blandscape]

But we have you here to prove my point bonnie lass.

 

[Blandscape]

Fanks fur ahum contributing.

 

[Blandscape]

Do whit ye want, but don't fucking piss down my neck and call it progress.

 

[reaper]

Blandy,can you not just write ONE LONG FUCKING post instead of this boring as fuck one line spamathons that you like to go in too.Post count really doesn't mean fuck all,you battered mars bar eating jock.

 

[Blandscape]

Blandy,can you not just write ONE LONG FUCKING post instead of this boring as fuck one line spamathons that you like to go in too.Post count really doesn't mean fuck all,you battered mars bar eating jock.

No, I don't fink I have the will, whit da fuck are you going to do about it?

 

[Blandscape]

You shid sort me out grim bleeper. Posting to you is like watching a 3.5 tonne van reverse over an old lady on a mobility scooter.

 

[Blandscape]

While the old lady sings "Closer My God to Thee".

 

[Blandscape]

It's not as if everyone doesn't know that Bland posts posts that the plebs cannot keep up wiff.

 

[Blandscape]

Ye shid try to keep up.

 

[Blandscape]

Anyway back to my original point, whether you disagree with Dovey or not, she is highly articulate and intelligent. It's not open to debate.

 

[Blandscape]

Or do the sum of your parts here think she isn't?

 

[reaper]

You shid sort me out grim bleeper. Posting to you is like watching a 3.5 tonne van reverse over an old lady on a mobility scooter.

Yeah that sounds like alot of fun.

Things to do this afternoon-

Post to Blandy.

Or-

Cut my left eye out with a kitchen knife.

Someome change my name to One-Eyed Willie.

 

[Aylana]

You shid sort me out grim bleeper. Posting to you is like watching a 3.5 tonne van reverse over an old lady on a mobility scooter.

not this shit again.

 

[Blandscape]

You shid sort me out grim bleeper. Posting to you is like watching a 3.5 tonne van reverse over an old lady on a mobility scooter.

Yeah that sounds like alot of fun.

Things to do this afternoon-

Post to Blandy.

Or-

Cut my left eye out with a kitchen knife.

Someome change my name to One-Eyed Willie.

Wow, Grim Bleaper, you already posted to Blandy, and already fucked dat up.

I wouldn't call you one eyed Willie, I would merely wonder why you claim the sense of sight?

And consequently who told you you have the ability to see anything by yer nose in front of a lack of prose.

 

[Blandscape]

You shid sort me out grim bleeper. Posting to you is like watching a 3.5 tonne van reverse over an old lady on a mobility scooter.

not this shit again.

Well it has been 13hrs and 43 minutes since you last PM'ed me Proxy.

Who should be asking who about this shite again?

 

[Blandscape]

Where's Poppy Steve? From Finland.

 

[Blandscape]

I am going to eviscerate her.