Adopt -A- n00b

[xyzzy]

Adoption sounds fun, if you don't mind a noob who lives on port wine and popcorn, listens to German industrial, and hates small talk.

@THROB is looking ..

good luck

Let's hope @THROB doesn't mind my babbling about how life in Washington, DC circa 1985 was so much better than life today.

Also, I have a VERY dark sense of humour.

VERY dark.

 

[realgrimm]

Adoption sounds fun, if you don't mind a noob who lives on port wine and popcorn, listens to German industrial, and hates small talk.

@THROB is looking ..

good luck

Let's hope @THROB doesn't mind my babbling about how life in Washington, DC circa 1985 was so much better than life today.

Also, I have a VERY dark sense of humour.

VERY dark.

Lol..Adopt A Noob is really just a last shot for someone to save a new BF member from ASSBOX..

 

[LotusBud]

Where's my foster parent?

 

[Breakfall]

Where's my foster parent?

I’ll adopt you. But firstly, tell me about your childhood?!

 

[Satan]

Where's my foster parent?

and mine? I need a handsome hunk :rightON:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Where's my foster parent?

and mine? I need a handsome hunk :rightON:

Here... What do you require? Pro tips? Life hacks? Info on being the best version of your online front? I got ya! :LOL1:

 

[Succubus]

Well if I classify as a noob then I have restrictions on who adopts me......no Liberals, Dems, Leftists, "Libtards", Biden lovers, George Soros followers, rainbow flag fliers, etc.........oh and definitely not Maxis. I'm pretty much open to anyone else. Hehehehe.

 

[Blazor]

Well if I classify as a noob then I have restrictions on who adopts me......no Liberals, Dems, Leftists, "Libtards", Biden lovers, George Soros followers, rainbow flag fliers, etc.........oh and definitely not Maxis. I'm pretty much open to anyone else. Hehehehe.

I cant adopt you, we are already practically kin :Cheers:

 

[Succubus]

Well if I classify as a noob then I have restrictions on who adopts me......no Liberals, Dems, Leftists, "Libtards", Biden lovers, George Soros followers, rainbow flag fliers, etc.........oh and definitely not Maxis. I'm pretty much open to anyone else. Hehehehe.

I cant adopt you, we are already practically kin :Cheers:

Awww ❤ much love brother!

 

[Breakfall]

Where's my foster parent?

and mine? I need a handsome hunk :rightON:

I fit that bill...and as an added bonus, we can discuss religion as nobody knows religion that man created like me...

 

[Blazor]

Well if I classify as a noob then I have restrictions on who adopts me......no Liberals, Dems, Leftists, "Libtards", Biden lovers, George Soros followers, rainbow flag fliers, etc.........oh and definitely not Maxis. I'm pretty much open to anyone else. Hehehehe.

I cant adopt you, we are already practically kin :Cheers:

Awww ❤ much love brother!

Big hugs sis lol.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You're not a ragin' jackass.

What. Is. This? What the fuck is this, Mickey? You poor gentle soul, you should know that I can pull a Freddy Kruger and choke you through your tiny monitor, you thin haired sloppyhole. Watch your fuckin' face bitch...

You're 21 or over.

Pshit.

It all gets rather naughty
When you get backstage
Everybody takes their clothes off
I hope you're under Ahe-aaaage.
~ GWAR




SSS
- Another reason I've quickly dismissed Flea and Casey.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:

 

[Master Pu]

I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:

Kissy Meats likes Satan.
She isn't gonna be happy, fyi.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:

Kissy Meats likes Satan.
She isn't gonna be happy, fyi.

Too bad I got dibs lolingses

 

[Master Pu]

I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:

Kissy Meats likes Satan.
She isn't gonna be happy, fyi.

Too bad I got dibs lolingses

Yup you in, bro.
I've got a good joke to crack on your ass but I'm going to forget it.
My gift for you to mark this occasion.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:

Kissy Meats likes Satan.
She isn't gonna be happy, fyi.

Too bad I got dibs lolingses

Yup you in, bro.
I've got a good joke to crack on your ass but I'm going to forget it.
My gift for you to mark this occasion.

Thanks

 

[realgrimm]

LOL

its all fun and games until your noob lands you in meltdown..

remember your responsible for your noob

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

LOL remember your responsible

I'll remember that English grammar and spelling are foreign to you...




SSS
- Has finished paying all student loans.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

LOL

its all fun and games until your noob lands you in meltdown..

remember your responsible for your noob

Haha sssshhh
How the hell did gyro not end up being banned? He owns Dilf? :LOL1:

 

[Breakfall]

Whaaaat? In that case I retract my offer to Lotusbutt as of immediately!

 

[Succubus]

You're not a ragin' jackass.

What. Is. This? What the fuck is this, Mickey? You poor gentle soul, you should know that I can pull a Freddy Kruger and choke you through your tiny monitor, you thin haired sloppyhole. Watch your fuckin' face bitch...

You're 21 or over.

Pshit.

It all gets rather naughty
When you get backstage
Everybody takes their clothes off
I hope you're under Ahe-aaaage.
~ GWAR




SSS
- Another reason I've quickly dismissed Flea and Casey.

Awwwww don't dismiss me! You haven't given me a chance! ;)

 

[Succubus]

I have officially adopted myself.

 

[Succubus]

I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:

:fuckOFF::sneaky:

 

[The Countess]

You're not a ragin' jackass.

What. Is. This? What the fuck is this, Mickey? You poor gentle soul, you should know that I can pull a Freddy Kruger and choke you through your tiny monitor, you thin haired sloppyhole. Watch your fuckin' face bitch...

You're 21 or over.

Pshit.

It all gets rather naughty
When you get backstage
Everybody takes their clothes off
I hope you're under Ahe-aaaage.
~ GWAR

You're not a ragin' jackass.

What. Is. This? What the fuck is this, Mickey? You poor gentle soul, you should know that I can pull a Freddy Kruger and choke you through your tiny monitor, you thin haired sloppyhole. Watch your fuckin' face bitch...

You're 21 or over.

Pshit.

It all gets rather naughty
When you get backstage
Everybody takes their clothes off
I hope you're under Ahe-aaaage.
~ GWAR




SSS
- Another reason I've quickly dismissed Flea and Casey.

you “dismissed” me cuz I laughed at your poodle.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:

:fuckOFF::sneaky:

Blazer got you lol

 

[Succubus]

I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:

:fuckOFF::sneaky:

Blazer got you lol

No he can't. He is my brother from another mother, lol. You misread his post.

 

[rigor79]

 

[Satan]

Where's my foster parent?

and mine? I need a handsome hunk :rightON:

I fit that bill...and as an added bonus, we can discuss religion as nobody knows religion that man created like me...

are you a handsome hunk?

 

[Satan]

I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:

are you a handsome hunk?

I wish to adopt satan @Bastard Factory
:ThumbsUp2:

Kissy Meats likes Satan.
She isn't gonna be happy, fyi.

what do you mean?