Adopt -A- n00b

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Adoption sounds fun, if you don't mind a noob who lives on port wine and popcorn, listens to German industrial, and hates small talk.

@THROB is looking ..

good luck
Let's hope @THROB doesn't mind my babbling about how life in Washington, DC circa 1985 was so much better than life today.

Also, I have a VERY dark sense of humour.

VERY dark.
 

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Adoption sounds fun, if you don't mind a noob who lives on port wine and popcorn, listens to German industrial, and hates small talk.

@THROB is looking ..

good luck
Let's hope @THROB doesn't mind my babbling about how life in Washington, DC circa 1985 was so much better than life today.

Also, I have a VERY dark sense of humour.

VERY dark.

Lol..Adopt A Noob is really just a last shot for someone to save a new BF member from ASSBOX..
 

Succubus

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Well if I classify as a noob then I have restrictions on who adopts me......no Liberals, Dems, Leftists, "Libtards", Biden lovers, George Soros followers, rainbow flag fliers, etc.........oh and definitely not Maxis. I'm pretty much open to anyone else. Hehehehe.
 

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Well if I classify as a noob then I have restrictions on who adopts me......no Liberals, Dems, Leftists, "Libtards", Biden lovers, George Soros followers, rainbow flag fliers, etc.........oh and definitely not Maxis. I'm pretty much open to anyone else. Hehehehe.
I cant adopt you, we are already practically kin :Cheers:
 

Succubus

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No where you'd like to be......
Well if I classify as a noob then I have restrictions on who adopts me......no Liberals, Dems, Leftists, "Libtards", Biden lovers, George Soros followers, rainbow flag fliers, etc.........oh and definitely not Maxis. I'm pretty much open to anyone else. Hehehehe.
I cant adopt you, we are already practically kin :Cheers:

Awww ❤ much love brother!
 

Blazor

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Well if I classify as a noob then I have restrictions on who adopts me......no Liberals, Dems, Leftists, "Libtards", Biden lovers, George Soros followers, rainbow flag fliers, etc.........oh and definitely not Maxis. I'm pretty much open to anyone else. Hehehehe.
I cant adopt you, we are already practically kin :Cheers:

Awww ❤ much love brother!
Big hugs sis lol.
 

SirSuperSouthern

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You're not a ragin' jackass.
What. Is. This? What the fuck is this, Mickey? You poor gentle soul, you should know that I can pull a Freddy Kruger and choke you through your tiny monitor, you thin haired sloppyhole. Watch your fuckin' face bitch...

You're 21 or over.

Pshit.

It all gets rather naughty
When you get backstage
Everybody takes their clothes off
I hope you're under Ahe-aaaage.
~ GWAR





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- Another reason I've quickly dismissed Flea and Casey.
 

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Succubus

Entertain me you boring fucks.....
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You're not a ragin' jackass.
What. Is. This? What the fuck is this, Mickey? You poor gentle soul, you should know that I can pull a Freddy Kruger and choke you through your tiny monitor, you thin haired sloppyhole. Watch your fuckin' face bitch...

You're 21 or over.

Pshit.

It all gets rather naughty
When you get backstage
Everybody takes their clothes off
I hope you're under Ahe-aaaage.
~ GWAR





SSS
- Another reason I've quickly dismissed Flea and Casey.

Awwwww don't dismiss me! You haven't given me a chance! ;)
 

The Countess

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You're not a ragin' jackass.
What. Is. This? What the fuck is this, Mickey? You poor gentle soul, you should know that I can pull a Freddy Kruger and choke you through your tiny monitor, you thin haired sloppyhole. Watch your fuckin' face bitch...

You're 21 or over.

Pshit.

It all gets rather naughty
When you get backstage
Everybody takes their clothes off
I hope you're under Ahe-aaaage.
~ GWAR



You're not a ragin' jackass.
What. Is. This? What the fuck is this, Mickey? You poor gentle soul, you should know that I can pull a Freddy Kruger and choke you through your tiny monitor, you thin haired sloppyhole. Watch your fuckin' face bitch...

You're 21 or over.

Pshit.

It all gets rather naughty
When you get backstage
Everybody takes their clothes off
I hope you're under Ahe-aaaage.
~ GWAR





SSS
- Another reason I've quickly dismissed Flea and Casey.


you “dismissed” me cuz I laughed at your poodle.