Am I about to be banned?

[cw_]

don't smirk @ maths Lily it's the answer to everything ;D

 

[Blurt]

Do you have Whole Foods anywhere near you? If you do, a Berry Chantilly cake will change your mind.

We have Whole Foods here.

Imma check this out.

 

[cw_]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PIE!

 

[cw_]

 

[Lily]

don't smirk @ maths Lily it's the answer to everything ;D

I thought it was funny, but not hilarious. Perhaps we need a different smilie for that.

 

[Lily]

We have Whole Foods here.

Imma check this out.

They sell a small version and a larger version.

 

[Flynn]

It's more fun to ask you about shitting in the street. That's what you do over there in Mumbai, right Sabu?

White flag noted, dullard! I see that when you're faced with the god awful truth on how you're truly seen here, you try to revert back into your cave of delusions of grandeur. Maybe if you were to add a couple more adjectives in regard to bowel movements, you might garner a laugh or two at your your own expense.

 

[Lily]

White flag noted, dullard! I see that when you're faced with the god awful truth on how you're truly seen here, you try to revert back into your cave of delusions of grandeur. Maybe if you were to add a couple more adjectives in regard to bowel movements, you might garner a laugh or two at your your own expense.

The last sentence made me chuckle.

Ever get the feeling that some posters' posts are their e-bowel movements? I do.

 

[Flynn]

The last sentence made me chuckle.

Ever get the feeling that some posters' posts are there e-bowel movements? I do.

Many, many times. In fact, I often wonder if they're relieving themselves while they type, which would explain why I always seem to imagine smelling shit every time I read one of "their" posts. I certainly hope they e-wipe. Is that asking too much?

 

[Lily]

Many, many times. In fact, I often wonder if they're relieving themselves while they type, which would explain why I always seem to imagine smelling shit every time I read one of "their" posts. I certainly hope they e-wipe. Is that asking too much?

Perhaps we need to provide an e-bidet.

 

[Flynn]

Did you see the movie 'Avengers'?

Remember when Mark Ruffalo says, "I'm always angry?"

You don't even want to see my mng side. Me fucking your ass sideways is just a playful gesture of goodwill. I will go Rip Torn on your anus and it will end up dead as he. But, lovingly so. Because lessons are taught with much care & reverence.

How come you can't just "fuck my ass" normally? Why do you always want to "fuck" something sideways all the fucking time? I've seen your MNG side, you forget i've known you going on 17 years. If fucking my ass sideways is a sign of goodwill, then you won't mind if I get a barber's straight razor and cut off one of your droopy testicles sideways, right? I promise to be lovingly as I make that sideways cut, because like yourself, i'm all about care and reverence.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

White flag noted, dullard! I see that when you're faced with the god awful truth on how you're truly seen here, you try to revert back into your cave of delusions of grandeur. Maybe if you were to add a couple more adjectives in regard to bowel movements, you might garner a laugh or two at your your own expense.

Gods! I didn't realize how badly you suck. Sorry to have hurt your feelers regarding those other women whose feet you choose to use as your avatar. Women's feetses can be hot, and perhaps you didn't realize that since, well, you know, you're thick and stupid, and anyone might have been led to believe those were actually your feet.

Since we all now know that those are not your feet, then it is clear you are not a hot cunt in any way shape or form, so you can give up that little bit of the Flynn persona. Try to be more like Lily. She knows she'll never be in anyone's spank bank, but she makes up for it with her mental acuity.

I don't think you have it in you, personally, but anything is possible.

 

[Lily]

Gods! I didn't realize how badly you suck. Sorry to have hurt your feelers regarding those other women whose feet you choose to use as your avatar. Women's feetses can be hot, and perhaps you didn't realize that since, well, you know, you're thick and stupid, and anyone might have been led to believe those were actually your feet.

Since we all now know that those are not your feet, then it is clear you are not a hot cunt in any way shape or form, so you can give up that little bit of the Flynn persona. Try to be more like Lily. She knows she'll never be in anyone's spank bank, but she makes up for it with her mental acuity.

I don't think you have it in you, personally, but anything is possible.

What you don't know about me is a lot. I've done quite well with men in my lifetime. I just don't believe that a forum full of what I see here on a daily basis is where I'd cast my line. Who wants to land a bottom feeder?

 

[Flynn]

Gods! I didn't realize how badly you suck. Sorry to have hurt your feelers regarding those other women whose feet you choose to use as your avatar. Women's feetses can be hot, and perhaps you didn't realize that since, well, you know, you're thick and stupid, and anyone might have been led to believe those were actually your feet.

Since we all now know that those are not your feet, then it is clear you are not a hot cunt in any way shape or form, so you can give up that little bit of the Flynn persona. Try to be more like Lily. She knows she'll never be in anyone's spank bank, but she makes up for it with her mental acuity.

I don't think you have it in you, personally, but anything is possible.

How badly I suck? I'm not the fucking idiot running around calling Flea "her majesty." Besides mentally ill fucktards that think they're living in the 17th century, what other fucking monkey tit besides you talks like that? This is the third time you've mentioned my feet, I think you're either really bothered that I have better looking feet than you or you're turned on by them and just have to know if they're mine, that way you can fantasize about them as you cry yourself to sleep while playing with your earthworm sized ding-dong. You will never know if they're my feet or not because you're someone that disgusts me. Yes, i'm the one that's "thick and stupid," but you're the one who's just soo fucking intelligent that you have to resort to calling other members of this forum, "child abusers/groomers." Yes, acting like Biggie ShitStain and Oerdin makes you really smart.

I'm not here to impress you, I know you think it's my job to do that as evidenced by you fawning over Flea's artic tundra sized ass every time she's let out of her enclosure the local zoo. What you don't realize is that i've been me for longer than you've been posting, so when a proven nobody who has got no stripes tells me how to act on a forum, I just chalk that up to total jealousy. The Flynn franchise attracts posters and has been for over 15 years. What have you done?

If you didn't notice, I don't take direction well from idiots that can't use their brains to flame. Anyone that has to use the "Groomer" angle is way beneath me and I have nothing to prove to a proven sycophant and sleaze.

Do you understand me now? Do you understand the words that i've typed?

 

[Flynn]

Perhaps we need to provide an e-bidet.

The idiots will probably think it's a water fountain.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

What you don't know about me is a lot. I've done quite well with men in my lifetime. I just don't believe that a forum full of what I see here on a daily basis is where I'd cast my line. Who wants to land a bottom feeder?

Shhhh! Quiet. I'm fucking with Flynns just now.

 

[The Prowler]

I often wonder if they're relieving themselves while they type, which would explain why I always seem to imagine smelling shit every time I read one of "their" posts.

I know I have shat on you a number of times.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

How badly I suck? I'm not the fucking idiot running around calling Flea "her majesty." Besides mentally ill fucktards that think they're living in the 17th century, what other fucking monkey tit besides you talks like that? This is the third time you've mentioned my feet, I think you're either really bothered that I have better looking feet than you or you're turned on by them and just have to know if they're mine, that way you can fantasize about them as you cry yourself to sleep while playing with your earthworm sized ding-dong. You will never know if they're my feet or not because you're someone that disgusts me. Yes, i'm the one that's "thick and stupid," but you're the one who's just soo fucking intelligent that you have to resort to calling other members of this forum, "child abusers/groomers." Yes, acting like Biggie ShitStain and Oerdin makes you really smart.

I'm not here to impress you, I know you think it's my job to do that as evidenced by you fawning over Flea's artic tundra sized ass every time she's let out of her enclosure the local zoo. What you don't realize is that i've been me for longer than you've been posting, so when a proven nobody who has got no stripes tells me how to act on a forum, I just chalk that up to total jealousy. The Flynn franchise attracts posters and has been for over 15 years. What have you done?

If you didn't notice, I don't take direction well from idiots that can't use their brains to flame. Anyone that has to use the "Groomer" angle is way beneath me and I have nothing to prove to a proven sycophant and sleaze.

Do you understand me now? Do you understand the words that i've typed?

tl; dr

But that's a good 300 words I made you type in a frenzy of stupid girl angst because, well, you're a stupid girl. Sorry Flea twists your panties up so much. Did she hurt your little feelers somewhere? Not that I care, but I have noticed that some people get all twisted when I refer to The Countess as "Her Grace," which is a total inside joke, and seem to overflow with jealousy and hatred when I do so.

Did Flea hurt your little feelers once?

 

[Flynn]

I know I have shat on you a number of times.

Really? So now you can "shat" on someone through fiber optic cables? Please show me how that's done.

 

[Flynn]

tl; dr

But that's a good 300 words I made you type in a frenzy of stupid girl angst because, well, you're a stupid girl. Sorry Flea twists your panties up so much. Did she hurt your little feelers somewhere? Not that I care, but I have noticed that some people get all twisted when I refer to The Countess as "Her Grace," which is a total inside joke, and seem to overflow with jealousy and hatred when I do so.

Did Flea hurt your little feelers once?

Of course you read it you proven ass kisser, or you wouldn't be asking if mountain sized Flea "hurt my feelings." As you may not know, Flea and I go back a long, long way. We have this love/hate relationship. I love to make fun of her size and she hates it. Oh you think that because I can type real fast and that my brain works at mach 12 that it's "angst?" I can beat you down like the bottom feeding chump you are in my fucking sleep you fucking little "man." The only thing you've got going for yourself is that we've got no history together and that there wasn't a time in the past that I clothes-lined your pathetic ass to the moon and back.

No one's jealous of you calling Flea, "her grace," you just sound like a fucking LARPing fool when you go around talking in Olde English, which also shows where your puny mind is. You sound absolutely fucking ridiculous as you lap up Flea's slime trail every time she visits.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Of course you read it you proven ass kisser, or you wouldn't be asking if mountain sized Flea "hurt my feelings." As you may not know, Flea and I go back a long, long way. We have this love/hate relationship. I love to make fun of her size and she hates it. Oh you think that because I can type real fast and that my brain works at mach 12 that it's "angst?" I can beat you down like the bottom feeding chump you are in my fucking sleep you fucking little "man." The only thing you've got going for yourself is that we've got no history together and that there wasn't a time in the past that I clothes lined your pathetic ass to the moon and back.

No one's jealous of you calling Flea, "her grace," you just sound like a fucking LARPing fool when you go around talking in Olde English, which also shows where your puny mind is. You sound absolutely fucking ridiculous as you lap up Flea's slime trail every time she visits.

Nicely done! If only you could grasp how much information I am able to discern from the spaces between every letter of every word in that post you just posted. I also did not fail to note how careful you were with your grammar. You're that kind kind of bitch, and you probably remember me mentioning something to that effect in recent postings.

Anyway, I don't give a fuck if you and Flea scissored on the beach in that shithole State she lives in, (though if you have vids or pics, please PM them to me). That's not the point of this exercise, you dumb cunt!

The point of this exercise has been fulfilled.

There you are.

Probably being self conscience about your feet.

 

[The Prowler]

Really? So now you can "shat" on someone through fiber optic cables? Please show me how that's done.

The word you are looking for is "shit".

Fuck, you are dumb.

 

[Flynn]

Nicely done! If only you could grasp how much information I am able to discern from the spaces between every letter of every word in that post you just posted. I also did not fail to note how careful you were with your grammar. You're that kind kind of bitch, and you probably remember me mentioning something to that effect in recent postings.

Anyway, I don't give a fuck if you and Flea scissored on the beach in that shithole State she lives in, (though if you have vids or pics, please PM them to me). That's not the point of this exercise, you dumb cunt!

The point of this exercise has been fulfilled.

There you are.

Probably being self conscience about your feet.

You couldn't grasp a dick in your loose ass if your miserable life depended on it. You're soo unaware of your bobble-head status that the more you post, the more you reinforce the fact that you're unaware of how silly you actually look while trying to sound cultured and smart. I always try to give my audience a grammar correct message, because it shows that I do things 150% rather than half assing it like the rest of the mediocre tards that reside here. I don't remember what you post from 5 minutes ago, because you're a fucking knuckle head trying to be something you're not...intelligent.

I think you would care if Flea and myself had sexual relations, as that's the closest you would ever fucking get to the two of us. Living vicariously through other's is the extent of your sordid and desperate fantasies.

Here I am, not giving a fuck about what you think or say.

 

[Flynn]

The word you are looking for is "shit".

Fuck, you are dumb.

No, you're "dumb." I guess you didn't notice the quotation marks, which was a parody of the way you talk and type. Anyhoo, please tell me how you "shat" on me through the interwebs.

If anyone is the "dumb" one, it's gotta be the retard that goes around claiming to shit on people through a dial up connection.

 

[Seamajor]

Are you trying to be nice? Do you have a fever? Did you swallow your fentanyl stash or something?

Jaja. Dont use hard drugs. Don’t live in Detroit. Not ill. Sorry you miss Stumpy so much.

 

[Alticus]

Interesting. You actually catalogue and inventory episodes of old tv shows you've watched.

Hold on! -- I had to check on what "sub" I was on because the fascist moderators might lobby the owner to ban me if I displease them to much -- anyway, what's your grift, dude?

Are you just some affable knob job like Old Joe the Canuck who posts inane bullshit just hoping to have responses from someone, anyone because life has become so interminably lonely, or are you perhaps some Flametown pedigreed persona with a history of textual wit and flame? I don't know.

I analyze things, you see. Read what people write and try to discover a thing or two from the spaces between the letters they type.

Anyway, I forgot what point I was thinking of making since I wandered in to the kitchen to grab a beer, and then decided to go up into the front room to warm up the tv, then went down to the garage to call the fucking cat in -- she's a calico, you see, with lots of white and we got coyotes and eagles and foxes and Chinese Restaurant Owners that will eat your cat if you don't watch over them -- then I wandered back in here and forgot what I was posting about.

See?

What's my grift? I'll assume it means what's my story.

Well, you seem like a friendly person and member who cares deeply about his fellow members' happiness and well-being so I'll share.


I'm a product of an affair my mother had with Pablo Escobar in the 70's in Medellin, Colombia. After my mother gave birth to me Pablo took one look at me and knew in his heart that he helped create a new life who was destined for greatness. In order for the three of us to live a happy and productive life Pablo had his current wife at the time (Anabella Yolanda Paola Hoochi) killed.

At the ripe old age of 6 Pablo (dad) taught me how to dismember an entire human body using only a plastic butter knife and sandpaper. He emphasized how important it was to use only 40 grit. We were in luck because his dead ex wife's corpse could be used for practice. No need to seek out a disloyal mule and take him out for skimming off the top from dad. I accidently broke the butter knife in an attempt cut the arm off at the elbow and he whipped me mercilessly with an old bamboo fishing pole he had handy. My back bled a little but luckily the plastic tarp on the floor was there to keep the blood off of his $500 a yard Persian rug.

When I was around 12yo my mother lost her marbles and was placed in a psychiatric facility leaving only me and dad with the entire three floor mansion with 12 bathrooms and a huge man cave which I took an immediate interest in, to ourselves. Even at such a young age the allure of porn, Yahtzee, Monopoly, liquor and cocaine was simply too much to resist. Dad would never play Monopoly with me because we weren't using real money and he felt there was no point in playing. But Yahtzee was a completely different story. He loved that game so much that he even had his own custom dice made out of diamonds!

The years rolled on. At 18yo I met this beautiful woman at a local bar with tits so big they could be used as heavy bags at the local boxing club. I'm as serious as a heart attack Reggie. I couldn't even fully wrap my arms around her when we danced because her bosom prevented me from getting in close enough. Little did I know that this sexy woman had a secret agenda. With her seemingly divine powers of seduction she took me into the back room where a silk heart-shaped bed lay. The next thing I knew I woke up in a field of coca plants and my wallet was gone. Alas, one more shot at true love that just wasn't meant to be.

With tears in my eyes I went home and directly into the man cave to interact with my true friend who has always been there for me. My pal cocaine. I did 14 lines, sat down and pondered about the way I was living my life and what kind of future lay ahead for me if I stay on this track I'm on. At this point dad came down the stairs shaking the Yahtzee box clearly eager to play a few games. I told him that I didn't feel like it and he asked why. I told him about my experience with that beautiful woman and he scolded me for being so careless. After a long talk he told me that he may have the solution to my problems. He decided to bring me into the family business, a job I truly coveted but never had the opportunity until now. I instantly cheered up and we played Yahtzee all night in celebration.

My start in the family business wasn't a glamorous one. It was my job to brew the coffee, sweep the floors and make runs to the local hardware store for plastic bags and duct tape. After two years of that the old man promoted me to weighing and packaging product and shipping it out. After what seemed like an eternity, he made me an enforcer. It was heaven on earth! I got paid to take out skimming mules and anyone who beat dad at Yahtzee. As the years passed on my father was shot and killed. Because I was his son I inherited the business much to the chagrin of some of the workers who had been there much longer than I. Simply talking to these men and offering them a pay raise, they still resented me, so after much thought about what dad would do I made a decision.

Before the complaining workers broke for lunch I poisoned their cerveza with an odorless and tasteless hybrid of Rohypnol and laundry detergent. Each of their bodies were discovered a week later hanging upside down with their noses, lips and genitals removed, from a local bridge by the hardware store where I bought the plastic and duct tape. Seeing this horrible display the loyal workers decided to work for me for free out of the immense respect and awe of my leadership skills. Many years later I retired and here I am now typing this story for you in my man cave surrounded by drugs, games and that beautiful woman from the bar who robbed me and is now my wife, wearing the diamond ring from dad's ex wife that he killed. Life is sweet my friends. Just sweet.

 

[Seamajor]

So Aryan was right and these are Walmart advertising assets, like your silly little Mercedes ad you claimed to be you, and they're not your feet then. That's all you needed to say, you dumb fucking bint.

I'd tell you to suck my dick, but Admin would probably get jealous.

What? What Dick?

 

[Cookie Monster]

So I'm the fuck up living in the 17th century that flynns rabbiting on about?


Ye gods Trollops doth thee know of what thy say?

 

[Lily]

Shhhh! Quiet. I'm fucking with Flynns just now.

Then leave me out of it.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Tough question. I've watched many L&O series' and episodes. You're talking over 400+ episodes here. I'd have to go with the Law & Order SVU episode "Loophole" because Bill Goldberg played a man high on PCP throwing cops around the precinct. He threw Stabler through a glass window.

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I haven't watched near as many of the spinoffs but one of my fave originals is...

Season 14, episode 6 "Identity"

Guy steals 80 year old veteran's identity and takes his house so the vet finds him and blows his ass away because fuck identity thieves.

Nice family episode!