How come you can't just "fuck my ass" normally? Why do you always want to "fuck" something sideways all the fucking time? I've seen your MNG side, you forget i've known you going on 17 years. If fucking my ass sideways is a sign of goodwill, then you won't mind if I get a barber's straight razor and cut off one of your droopy testicles sideways, right? I promise to be lovingly as I make that sideways cut, because like yourself, i'm all about care and reverence.
See Lily? This is what flaming and Meltdowm are all about. Just making fun of people. Don't take it personally. Calling women fat and ugly are easy low blows but still are cards for use in the deck. Now, Flynn here isn't just a pretty face. She normally plays hard to get because her cock is long enough she just fucks herself most times before I even get there. I tried to have her be patient but I'm not patient myself, unless she is playing Doctor Von Fist My Ass.*
* No gloves !!! Bare assentials. The simple bare assentials of life *sings Jungle Book parody*
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