Am I The Only Man On Earth That Thinks Strip Clubs Are A Waste Of Money?

[Adam Hitler]

Like any man I like to see women naked and the closer I am to naked women the better, but when it comes to frequenting strip clubs I find them so plastic. Spending over $10 for a beer with a two-drink minimum, can't touch the ladies on stage and going into the back room with a dancer costs even more money. These women tell the men how much of a stud they are and how big their cocks are. It's so much bullshit. How stupid are we men to buy that shit? The ladies will tell you that you look like Brad Pitt and say that you are hung like an elephant if you pay them enough. It's much cheaper to simply jerkoff and keep your money for grass.

It's just a cock tease.

 

[Alticus]

It's just a cock tease.

Hi Adam. How have you been? Haven't seen you around much lately.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

If you can't spot a whore house when you find yourself in need, you're a little mark. This thread shows what a clueless naive faggot you really are, Alticursed...

SSS
- Open 24 hours all seven days a week, BYOB and whatever drugs you don't even need to share.

 

[Alticus]

If you can't spot a whore house when you find yourself in need, you're a little mark. This thread shows what a clueless naive faggot you really are, Alticursed...

SSS
- Open 24 hours all seven days a week, BYOB and whatever drugs you don't even need to share.

Blow me

 

[senior penor]

wel, found the reason why atticus thinks strip clubs are worthless. he's asking other men to blow him.

 

[Alticus]

wel, found the reason why atticus thinks strip clubs are worthless. he's asking other men to blow him.

Yep. Very good asshole. lol

 

[Joe]

A Camaro vs a Bugatti @The Prowler!:



And another...



and Your camaro loses every time!

That's what happens when ya try to race a 'real' sportscar, Prowler!

 

[The Prowler]

Well.

That was ridiculous.

 

[senior penor]

A Camaro vs a Bugatti @The Prowler!:



And another...



and Your camaro loses every time!

That's what happens when ya try to race a 'real' sportscar, Prowler!

And what does a Camaro have to do with a corvette?

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[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I've been to a couple when I was in the US and I couldn't enjoy it, because I could see in their eyes how tough it was for those girls to put up their acts.

 

[Kingoffrogs]

Like any man I like to see women naked and the closer I am to naked women the better, but when it comes to frequenting strip clubs I find them so plastic. Spending over $10 for a beer with a two-drink minimum, can't touch the ladies on stage and going into the back room with a dancer costs even more money. These women tell the men how much of a stud they are and how big their cocks are. It's so much bullshit. How stupid are we men to buy that shit? The ladies will tell you that you look like Brad Pitt and say that you are hung like an elephant if you pay them enough. It's much cheaper to simply jerkoff and keep your money for grass.

No, drinks are too damn expensive. A shot of fireball in Miami is like 9$ compared to a 1.50$ at the liquor store. I'd much rather spend 60$ for 72 cans of beer. have everyone contribute like 4 or 5 dollars and everyone has drinks and a good time.

Plus yeah if i'm throwing money at a stripper I at least want to be able to grab a titty, why would I pay to watch, that doesn't do anything for me.

Yeah jerking off is cheap, but going to a bar and picking up a chick after a fun night is like 30$ compared to the 100s of $ that get blown at clubs.

 

[realgrimm]

Nobody cares how much they're spending when you got vag in your face, half lit and in a coke crazed lust frenzy, let your nose bleed on her back, donkey punches in the VIP while getting rimmed by the homley fraggles.. it's all about regret.. spend that money skippy, you only live once, cheat the system where you can and make the girls work for it so your not the mark

 

[Kingoffrogs]

Nobody cares how much they're spending when you got vag in your face, half lit and in a coke crazed lust frenzy, let your nose bleed on her back, donkey punches in the VIP while getting rimmed by the homley fraggles.. it's all about regret.. spend that money skippy, you only live once, cheat the system where you can and make the girls work for it so your not the mark

The morning after a night at the bigfoot lounge is the most depressing morning of your life. The night after the superbowl you just have a hangover and that's it.

 

[Joe]

I see I see
so because I am great looking and have a lot of X stripper friends and am not bald I'm self owned ?? uh huh I see

I told you guise bald people are off ....

@x maybe We should start a #gofundme page for @The Prowler

 

[LotusBud]

I've never actually been to a strip club. From the outside they reek of desperation and seediness, and I have talked to men who have gone, so, yeah, you gotta be either desperate or an extreme sex addict to go into one.

 

[The Prowler]

And what does a Camaro have to do with a corvette?

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Senile @Joe gets confused because I have also talked about my 2002 Camaro Z28 pictured here:

Regardless of that, it is silly to always have to compare cars the way he did.

For one, Bugatti cars are each worth in the millions of dollars.

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The two that he showed racing a ZL1 Chevy Camaro are $8.6 and $12 million!

You can get a brand new ZL1 Camaro for under $100K.

And beyond that, who gives a fuck?

If I have a good time in my 2023 Arctic White Z51 C8 Corvette Stingray, the fact that some lucky dude in a Bugatti is having a good time does not affect my good time.

This is what envious twerps like @Joe do not understand. This is not a competition. Who has a nicer house? Who has a nicer car? Who has a nicer boat? I mean, it really does not matter.

Who is an unhappy little envious goof? That shit matters!!

I was pumped-up after this 0-100 run!

 

[The Prowler]

I've been to a couple when I was in the US and I couldn't enjoy it, because I could see in their eyes how tough it was for those girls to put up their acts.

It has to be hard on the spirit. Completely demoralizing.

 

[Breakfall]

Like any man I like to see women naked and the closer I am to naked women the better, but when it comes to frequenting strip clubs I find them so plastic. Spending over $10 for a beer with a two-drink minimum, can't touch the ladies on stage and going into the back room with a dancer costs even more money. These women tell the men how much of a stud they are and how big their cocks are. It's so much bullshit. How stupid are we men to buy that shit? The ladies will tell you that you look like Brad Pitt and say that you are hung like an elephant if you pay them enough. It's much cheaper to simply jerkoff and keep your money for grass.

Strip joints were quite the novelty for me in Australia, as porn in general was banned during Apartheid South Africa . Prior to Australia, the only thing I came across was well-worn black market porn mags (Ass Master’s Special) and VHS boot-legged blue movies (Debbie Does Dallas) that did the rounds.

Over Down Under, I never frequented strip clubs per se, but it was always nice to occasionally watch a few shows on a Friday arvo with the boys after work at this biker club.

Technically by law the chicks had to keep their G-strings on. But some chicks had the thinnest of strings covering their naughts, that you could see everything anyway. That was very pleasant indeed.

And if you tucked a tenner under the top of her G-string, and were lucky enough, she would rub her bits in your face. That was even more pleasanterer…

Happy dayz!

 

[Breakfall]

PS, who own Corvettes!

Englisch ya cunt!

 

[Moonpie]

I've been to a couple when I was in the US and I couldn't enjoy it, because I could see in their eyes how tough it was for those girls to put up their acts.

I know this thread is old. Can't sleep (taking care of a sick parent). This is another one of my reasons i love rancid. So I volunteered with a ministry to help with women in this industry. The clubs allow us to come in and bring food for their families and spend some time. Not all the clubs but you would be surprised a bunch do. Anyway, I thought I'd share.

 

[B4llsAndB4y0n3ts]

Strip clubs are for simps.

 

[The Prowler]

I know this thread is old. Can't sleep (taking care of a sick parent). This is another one of my reasons i love rancid. So I volunteered with a ministry to help with women in this industry. The clubs allow us to come in and bring food for their families and spend some time. Not all the clubs but you would be surprised a bunch do. Anyway, I thought I'd share.

That is nice that you help less fortunate people.

I volunteer a number of ways to help my community.


Among other things...

I sit on the Board of three different non-profit organizations that benefit our community.

I walk dogs regularly at the local SPCA to keep their spirits up until they get adopted.

I play music at a church where they serve meals to people in need. I am playing at one this Friday. We play cool tunes from the 50's to modern tunes. We get it rockin' pretty good and sometimes gets a lot of people dancing and having what is probably their highlight of their entire week.


The more I think about it, the more I realize what a genuinely outstanding human being I am.

 

[Moonpie]

That is nice that you help less fortunate people.

I volunteer a number of ways to help my community.


Among other things...

I sit on the Board of three different non-profit organizations that benefit our community.

I walk dogs regularly at the local SPCA to keep their spirits up until they get adopted.

I play music at a church where they serve meals to people in need. I am playing at one this Friday. We play cool tunes from the 50's to modern tunes. We get it rockin' pretty good and sometimes gets a lot of people dancing and having what is probably their highlight of their entire week.


The more I think about it, the more I realize what a genuinely outstanding human being I am.

That's what it's about. Nothing better than using time and talents to help and lift another !

 

[The Prowler]

That's what it's about. Nothing better than using time and talents to help and lift another !

I figure I should do some good after the psychological beatdowns I give some people on this forum....

Haha!!!

 

[Moonpie]

I figure I should do some good after the psychological beatdowns I give some people on this forum....

Haha!!!

I knew there was a heart in there!! I can't stop laughing.

 

[X]

That is nice that you help less fortunate people.

I volunteer a number of ways to help my community.


Among other things...

I sit on the Board of three different non-profit organizations that benefit our community.

I walk dogs regularly at the local SPCA to keep their spirits up until they get adopted.

I play music at a church where they serve meals to people in need. I am playing at one this Friday. We play cool tunes from the 50's to modern tunes. We get it rockin' pretty good and sometimes gets a lot of people dancing and having what is probably their highlight of their entire week.


The more I think about it, the more I realize what a genuinely outstanding human being I am.

Lol now if only you could get some hair for your efforts

 

[Weeg]

momma says strip clubs are of theDEVIL!!!

 

[Cookie Monster]

Like any man I like to see women naked and the closer I am to naked women the better, but when it comes to frequenting strip clubs I find them so plastic. Spending over $10 for a beer with a two-drink minimum, can't touch the ladies on stage and going into the back room with a dancer costs even more money. These women tell the men how much of a stud they are and how big their cocks are. It's so much bullshit. How stupid are we men to buy that shit? The ladies will tell you that you look like Brad Pitt and say that you are hung like an elephant if you pay them enough. It's much cheaper to simply jerkoff and keep your money for grass.

I tend to agree, have no real interest and ignore them when its my local. Voyeurism and being a creep isn't my bag.

 

[Cookie Monster]

momma says strip clubs are of theDEVIL!!!

Well stop going to them then, all that time ogling men in leather cant be good for you.

 

[X]

I tend to agree, have no real interest and ignore them when its my local. Voyeurism and being a creep isn't my bag.

LMFAO

have you never went with a bunch of friends and had some fun ?? ffs were you the guy sitting in perverts row at the stage throwing dollar bills

LOLOLOL