BF's resident keyboard commandos, consumed by thoughts of dick, comment on Navy vets

[Biggie Smiles]

Poor Aidsman, he didn't stand a chance growing up in Oregon.

Did you know they don't even let people pump their own gas in Oregon?

but they can pump each other's assholes silly

what a backwards shithole of a state that needs to sink into the ocean

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin sez... "you can ring my bell sailor"

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I swear to God it's like a third degree felony to pump your own gas in Oregon.

you can bend over your boyfriend and fuck him senseless in broad daylight across the street from a school but if you pump your own gas they throw the book at you

fucking Philistine heathens

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin and Levon when they first met

 

[Biggie Smiles]

admin, report to the rear!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Ooooooo.. are you flirting with me, sailor?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Just a little fun in the sun aboard the USS Sodomy.

 

[Jeannie]

^ omg

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm literally crying I'm laughing so much

thanks for the thread, Monster.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

any minute now seagarbage will arrive drool all over the fucking place

watch

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hey Monster, you gonna go file another butthurt report with Edna again for all this?

 

[Seamajor]

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any minute now seagarbage will arrive drool all over the fucking place

watch

No drool Stubby. Gods gift to Puerto Rican dwarfs. Muy corto.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

what did I tell yall?

Am I an oracle or what?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Even in Asia the navy is gay

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It's not gay if you're under water when you do it

right admin?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Every night is a night at the Roxbury aboard the USS Anal Deliverance

 

[Biggie Smiles]

hahahahahahahaha the jokes are endless

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Fagmin is mad as fuck right now. Lol

 

[Admin.]

Fagmin is mad as fuck right now. Lol

Stubby is furiously pulling at his puny pp, careful Pauncho, you don't want another callous!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Fagmin is mad as fuck right now. Lol

Stubby is furiously pulling at his puny pp, careful Pauncho, you don't want another callous!

Stop following me around, faggot

 

[Admin.]

Fagmin is mad as fuck right now. Lol

Stubby is furiously pulling at his puny pp, careful Pauncho, you don't want another callous!

Stop following me around, faggot

Ask your Psychiatrist if there are any effective treatments for your Cock Addiction.

\\


^^^Stubby stalking cocks on the internet.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Fagmin is mad as fuck right now. Lol

Stubby is furiously pulling at his puny pp, careful Pauncho, you don't want another callous!

Stop following me around, faggot

Ask your Psychiatrist if there are any effective treatments for your Cock Addiction.

\\


^^^Stubby stalking cocks on the internet.

You luv teh cock!

 

[Admin.]

Fagmin is mad as fuck right now. Lol

Stubby is furiously pulling at his puny pp, careful Pauncho, you don't want another callous!

Stop following me around, faggot

Ask your Psychiatrist if there are any effective treatments for your Cock Addiction.

\\


^^^Stubby stalking cocks on the internet.

You luv teh cock!

How much lube do you use up in a week?


Ask your therapist if you're not too old to try this at home.

I'm sure Child Size will be plenty big enough for your disheveled frame.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Fagmin is mad as fuck right now. Lol

Stubby is furiously pulling at his puny pp, careful Pauncho, you don't want another callous!

Stop following me around, faggot

Ask your Psychiatrist if there are any effective treatments for your Cock Addiction.

\\


^^^Stubby stalking cocks on the internet.

You luv teh cock!

How much lube do you use up in a week?


Ask your therapist if you're not too old to try this at home.

I'm sure Child Size will be plenty big enough for your disheveled frame.

Is this your way of telling me you want me to but in your mouth?

 

[Admin.]

Fagmin is mad as fuck right now. Lol

Stubby is furiously pulling at his puny pp, careful Pauncho, you don't want another callous!

Stop following me around, faggot

Ask your Psychiatrist if there are any effective treatments for your Cock Addiction.

\\


^^^Stubby stalking cocks on the internet.

You luv teh cock!

How much lube do you use up in a week?


Ask your therapist if you're not too old to try this at home.

I'm sure Child Size will be plenty big enough for your disheveled frame.

Is this your way of telling me you want me to but in your mouth?

You're going to hurt yourself if you keep yanking on that.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Fagmin is mad as fuck right now. Lol

Stubby is furiously pulling at his puny pp, careful Pauncho, you don't want another callous!

Stop following me around, faggot

Ask your Psychiatrist if there are any effective treatments for your Cock Addiction.

\\


^^^Stubby stalking cocks on the internet.

You luv teh cock!

How much lube do you use up in a week?


Ask your therapist if you're not too old to try this at home.

I'm sure Child Size will be plenty big enough for your disheveled frame.

Is this your way of telling me you want me to but in your mouth?

You're going to hurt yourself if you keep yanking on that.

You’d prefer to do it for me huh navy ga
Fag ?

 

[Lily]

Meanwhile you were in the navy. Which is the almost equivalent of gender reassignment surgery

I don't recall ever reading such a pitiful flame anywhere else on the internetz. The context, sort of, was the possibility of a second US civil war.

It should be noted that in the first one, the North would probably have lost the war without having naval superiority and being willing to use it to stop England's blockade runners. Never mind that in the immediate preceding centuries of Euro imperialism and colonialism, the Dutch, the Spanish and the English all took turns being the Top Dogs due to naval superiority. And never mind that during the American century following the Civil War, sea power was an unquestioned keystone in the world's power structures.

I'd like to see Stubby or Baldy walk into the corner bar in Floriduh and deliver that fucking line while a couple of SEALs are having a drink there.

For that matter, I wonder if Stubby's old pals from Valhalla know of his (not always this public) confusion about Navy dick and his own anus. And all the while, everybody knowing Stubby's never once worn any uniform, not even a Cub Scout one, never been in a boot camp, and doubtless was too vertically challenged even to get into one.

I have a feeling there might be several days of pointing and laughing to be enjoyed here over this matter.

Only those that are unAmerican will denigrate people that have actually served.

 

[Lily]

This just in: Lily isnt Oak!!!!!

PWNT

 

[Admin.]

Did you know the snowflakes have at least 5 trophy threads dedicated to me on page one alone?

Who's your daddy, fucktards

Do they really? On a forum where your permissions are limited to licking the windows?

And how many trophy threads are there HERE at BF dedicated lovingly by you to the "snowflakes?"

Dont flood your face with so many tears monster, your fake nose might slide off

You're not banned you thin skinned midget, you're just too chicken to post where you don't have a tiny girl to watch your back.


PWN3D

 

[Blurt]

@Levon you bad, bad man!

You broke the midget.