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Biggie Smiles said:Meanwhile you were in the navy. Which is the almost equivalent of gender reassignment surgery
I don't recall ever reading such a pitiful flame anywhere else on the internetz. The context, sort of, was the possibility of a second US civil war.
It should be noted that in the first one, the North would probably have lost the war without having naval superiority and being willing to use it to stop England's blockade runners. Never mind that in the immediate preceding centuries of Euro imperialism and colonialism, the Dutch, the Spanish and the English all took turns being the Top Dogs due to naval superiority. And never mind that during the American century following the Civil War, sea power was an unquestioned keystone in the world's power structures.
I'd like to see Stubby or Baldy walk into the corner bar in Floriduh and deliver that fucking line while a couple of SEALs are having a drink there.
For that matter, I wonder if Stubby's old pals from Valhalla know of his (not always this public) confusion about Navy dick and his own anus. And all the while, everybody knowing Stubby's never once worn any uniform, not even a Cub Scout one, never been in a boot camp, and doubtless was too vertically challenged even to get into one.
I have a feeling there might be several days of pointing and laughing to be enjoyed here over this matter.