Biggie Buffet

[Seamajor]

Biggie is a gentleman and treats me like a true lady. You just won't give him a chance.

J

 

[Seamajor]

Things are so fucked up in the world. Hate genocide lies horror. Who cares about Stubby?

 

[Lily]

No offense but you people are being knuckleheads. He takes pride in getting under people's skin.

Does he also take pride in running like a bitch?

 

[Lily]

In my best National Geographic voice:

here we see the land whale hunting in his natural environment

I never understood the "land whale" insult. But man, some people love it.

 

[Admin.]

Does he also take pride in running like a bitch?

Such a childish thing to brag about, what a sad bulging sack of poo.

 

[Lily]

Spare me. He could be a member here right now.

He could.

 

[Lily]

What does it bloody weight have to do with anything?

Too bad you've never asked him that question.

 

[Lily]

Being overweight doesn't affect one's ability to type and click.

No freaking shit?! What's that now? I can't beleeb it...

 

[Lily]

… but… but…his breath reeks of forum death

and moldy nacho cheese sauce

 

[X]

Spare me. He could be a member here right now.

Oh I noes he is, he's on the hunts fer the beEF salami

 

[X]

You don't know him like I do. He's a compassionate and decent man. He's a gentleman and knows how to be respectful to ladies, unlike half of the dogs here probably.

shure, he's a greasy paki, he better be nice cause a lady ain't talking to that typing crap pile if he got attitude, take me for eXample, I could spit on a chick and they'd still want to bed me right @cw_

 

[Alticus]

shure, he's a greasy paki, he better be nice cause a lady ain't talking to that typing crap pile if he got attitude, take me for eXample, I could spit on a chick and they'd still want to bed me right @cw_

I can see why they would. You sound like a real ladies' man.

 

[Lily]

I can see why they would. You sound like a real ladies' man.

I love me some Xy, but not like that...more like a mischievous friend you find yourself covering their mouth with your hand because he's gonna say something crazy...

 

[X]

I can see why they would. You sound like a real ladies' man.

doesn't matter, I'm so awesome it over-rides everything, 6'3 tall dark and handsome ...

 

[Alticus]

doesn't matter, I'm so awesome it over-rides everything, 6'3 tall dark and handsome ...

The total package!

 

[Admin.]

doesn't matter, I'm so awesome it over-rides everything, 6'3 tall dark and handsome ...

I'm 6'3 anD 3/5"

 

[X]

I'd poast pics of my new haircut ( a mohawk ) but @cw_ will cream her jeans and I'm not paying any ones cleaning bill..

 

[Alticus]

Have a good night you bastards.

 

[X]

we should let BIGGYY come back, a Christmas isn't the same without a Butterball

 

[Lily]

we should let BIGGYY come back, a Christmas isn't the same without a Butterball

He's been unbanned for a long time.

 

[Admin.]

 

[X]

my sides aren't completely shaved, I told the lady to use #2 shaver

 

[Admin.]

my sides aren't completely shaved, I told the lady to use #2 shaver

That's cool, going full Travis Bickle all at once may confuse and anger people

 

[X]

That's cool, going full Travis Bickle all at once may confuse and anger people

plus the skin under there is not as tanned as the rest O me

 

[Murdy]

Salty. Defiant. Disgustingly non compliant.

Keep his lard a$$ at the Gook Cashew. I can do without all the faglaming fucktardation from that spam junkie.

 

[Lily]

Salty. Defiant. Disgustingly non complaint.

Keep his lard a$$ at the Gook Cashew. I can do without all the faglaming fucktardation from that spam junkie.

You're right, it would be more of the same.

 

[Murdy]

You're right, it would be more of the same.

To live a happy and successful life, you need to avoid dickheads. Not carbs.

 

[The Prowler]

He really got to you people.

Especially the fat ones.

 

[Admin.]

He really got to you people.

Especially the fat ones.

Hey you're the bald guy, amirite?

 

[The Prowler]

Hey you're the bald guy, amirite?

Yeah, the one a lot smarter, stronger, funnier, richer, happier, and better looking than you.

Hahaha!!!