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Don't start with the fake news...

I've had to endure many unwanted advances in the workplace over the years.

Fatties have always been a nope.
I heard you hang out at weight watcher meATings
 

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shorty and the retard

do you use refillable containers ?? like as in REALLY ?? omg like ... because the comntainers I use spontaniously combust when the liquid inside is used :LOL3:

Yep. Glass or metal containers only.

You are chucking tons of plastic bottles into landfills every week arent you? Youd think someone who lives outside would care about garbage

I bet you use Tide. Ew.
 

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Yep. Glass or metal containers only.

You are chucking tons of plastic bottles into landfills every week arent you? Youd think someone who lives outside would care about garbage

I bet you use Tide. Ew.
live outside ? LOL

you live in a trailor LMFAO ... with third werld plumbing, ffs you idiot :LOL3:
 

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I DO have my water turned on currently.

The meter was fucking leaking. So I gorilla taped it LOL.

Waiting on this horrid 3rd party water company to replace it and charge me 800 dollars.
 

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:LOL3: You pub shaver LOL

Wait!
Does he shave *in* pubs or does he shave the pubs themselves?

I'm not interested in the former -I mean they probably have very nice big mirrors or something who cares- but the latter... *THAT'S* a story I would love to hear.
 
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You just know he has wiped his ass with his hand at least 3 times in his adult life.
3 times only?

I was under the impression his clan of mutants did such things to ensure their hands had a proper bacteria balance before consuming whatever finger foods diseased hillbillies like him consume on a daily basis
 

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3 times only?

I was under the impression his clan of mutants did such things to ensure their hands had a proper bacteria balance before consuming whatever finger foods diseased hillbillies like him consume on a daily basis

At LEAST.

He moans when he wipes his ass, too.
 

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Getting worked up? At least you are slowing down on the emojis.

Now go collect your cans for the day. Fucking hobo.
swearing ???
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maybe I should come back when you calm down

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Wait!
Does he shave *in* pubs or does he shave the pubs themselves?

I'm not interested in the former -I mean they probably have very nice big mirrors or something who cares- but the latter... *THAT'S* a story I would love to hear.

He lives outside so he needs his pubes to catch dirt.....stay warm....appear larger to possible enemy threats.
 

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Wait!
Does he shave *in* pubs or does he shave the pubs themselves?

I'm not interested in the former -I mean they probably have very nice big mirrors or something who cares- but the latter... *THAT'S* a story I would love to hear.
and I would like to tell you dear sir, but alas my bredren @Aryan has me sworn to secrecy ...
 

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3 times only?

I was under the impression his clan of mutants did such things to ensure their hands had a proper bacteria balance before consuming whatever finger foods diseased hillbillies like him consume on a daily basis
can you even reach food ? :LOL3: :LOL3:
 

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Gotdamn I cant fucking breathe LOL

X put your pants back on! No one wants your half eaten sub from the Walmart dumpster!
 
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