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Im sure seamajor smoked many of sailors cigarettes while he was in the navy
Only if they were under 8 years of age....
Wow.. now hed need them to change his poopy diapers..
The dude has a colostomy bag...
...when he goes surfing, he drags it behind him like a dinghy.
Ive heard his handlers have found him many mornings crying in the surf completely disorintated buck naked clenching his worn diaper
I have it on good authority that he lives so far from the coast, he contents himself belly-boarding in a nearby sewer and gnawing on the cast off's for pineapple every morning...
The 70 something year old is broke and destitute...
I heard this as well
His teeth are all jagged and ground to points and hes been known to lash out at local villagers biting and slashing with his unkept finger nails doating his run down urine stained loin clothes..
Villagers are so sick of it they gather money to cloth him and make sure hes maintaining proper hygeine