Call Out: Sir Super Southern

[SHAMPAIN]

Let us dance, you wanna go first? No strips, free reign...

Come at me fahget

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[nazzibastard]

Let us dance, you wanna go first? No strips, free reign...

Come at me fahget

who you trying to get to bit

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Right... Fuck it! @SirSuperSouthern you whimpering simpleton... I see you hopping like Verne Troyer over boards looking for a flame match and I’ve now decided to indulge in your sick fantasy of owning someone on the inter webs... Do you think you’ve EVER got to me with your sporadic pokes in my direction? Not even once, I actually had a smidgen of respect for your weak moves and thus held you close to my heart as something to be petted rather than respected and I’m not sorry... You jump about with that little hell raiser box in cat dead Chinos thinking your.... well? I dunno what youre trying to achieve but it isn’t normal or edgy cool... It’s fucking cringe worthy!
I guess I now have to wait on you calling me ginger then bash Scottish stuff...
I await your short ass riding your saddled up poodle in here like Woody from Toy Story whilst heavy breathing like a creep with a HELLRAISER box...
Sincerely
Your Charisma

 

[nazzibastard]

what the fuck is that you trying to make him die lol

 

[Blazor]

I await your short ass riding your saddled up poodle in here like Woody from Toy Story whilst heavy breathing like a creep with a HELLRAISER box...

I can picture this lol, and would make a unique chop lol.

 

[X]

I await your short ass riding your saddled up poodle in here like Woody from Toy Story whilst heavy breathing like a creep with a HELLRAISER box...

I can picture this lol, and would make a unique chop lol.

:facepalm:

 

[X]

Fuckin' guy talks way too much, I have YET to get past the first boring sentence of ANY one post of his ....
Bald a Poodle and a Hellraiser box is not the recipe of a winner ... His posts are to be avoided like wordular plops of shyte littered throughout the E-verse lmao

 

[Blazor]

I await your short ass riding your saddled up poodle in here like Woody from Toy Story whilst heavy breathing like a creep with a HELLRAISER box...

I can picture this lol, and would make a unique chop lol.

:facepalm:

What!? You cant picture it lol? Woody holding a Hellraiser box on top of a poodle with SSS chopped on him lol.

Or a chop of SSS on that dragon chick from Game of Thrones, swooping in to FLAME his opponents lol.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Atta boyo! Like I always say, you get to choose the stips (rules) of the match, unless they're laughably unreasonable. The usual way it goes is like this: you pick how long the match will rage forth until it's time for the judges to judge our material, not how much they individually like either combatant.

Then you can choose how many posts we're all but required to... post. The normal is one week, three posts - seven divided by three = one post every two days plus a day off, comrade. Then the thread is closed to everyone but the judges.

On that note, there are only two stips of mine. Firstly, cw_ cannot be one of the judges. Second, no goddamn run-ins. In other words, it'll be one versus one - no tard spam allowed. That's no whining, Callout matches are held to see which member is better than the other, not an open thread that in turn turns the match into a mess.

Matches usually have three judges, although five is fine too. Reading good analyses from those who know what they're doing is interesting, no doubt. For me, qualified judges would be: Freud, Brentv, and one or three more - choose whoever you want. Those two guys aren't exactly fans of mine considering Freud was just exposed and Brentv hates me. He does. But the three or five judges you decide to decide the winner is up to you!

Think about what will work best for you, and of course I accept your challenge as long as you don't turn it into a total joke. Let's do this for real here, which might be the first time here as far as I know. I'm proud of you and look forward to our upcoming match with official rules made by none other than you, even if you ask around and get some great advice that'll give you a leg up before we even begin. Go for it...




SSS
- everything goes

 

[The Countess]

@SirSuperSouthern, can I be a judge ?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Absolutely, your credentials are among the best left of true flamers who have judged more quality matches before my new Scottish laddy was born. Heh, you even saw fredrica vote for herself in the open poll championship match I won with my first post. Cracked me up.

It is pretty unlikely Red will honor your longevity in our game and choose you as one of the three or five judges - he's already starting to feel the pressure that his cheap blended whisky put him into last night.

Anyway, I do hope you read the match instead of the tripe on that other board that bans flamers within minutes after registering and disallow pics, racism, blaaah blah blaaaaah. Jesus.

The posters here don't even know about pinning good match threads, locked to everyone but the two participants. Then make a thread where folks can comment, and even make new foes...



SSS
- fo' sho', ho

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I didn’t read much of that but I don’t need any favours, you call the shots, I’m only here to win the internet fire away Verne

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

i am sure this will go so much better than the blandscape match.

Benzo should be Shamps cut man

 

[The Countess]

@SirSuperSouthern , will you ever forgive me for allowing you to be banned ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

This is so pathetic, you say I’m the one that’s scared? Hurry fucking up with your well rehearsed tardagraphs, I’m off the cuff good... Right ok... pick two more judges and a week ffs

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I didn’t read much of that

You begin with a transparent white lie, you fool. Are you posting on a lappy while sitting on an old stool?

you call the shots

Interesting. I'm proud of you, again.

Alright then, we'll keep this standard so it counts as this site's first fresh real-deal throw-down. Three judges: SCOUSE, Blazor, and rigor79. Looks like a good group to me. Problem(s)?

Seven days, three posts, judgement(s). Doesn't matter what order they're posted in, such as two posts in a row to pile it on. I suppose it'll begin tomorrow, though tomorrow doesn't require you to drop your first of three in.

Middle of the week sounds a little off, many begin on Friday. But Wednesday gives us both the weekend to write, which sounds good to me. Our three judges begin their process on Thursday. They have three days to post their judgments. If you see something you feel that's just not quite right, holler.

If any of our three judges bows out before it begins, choose a third poster from here who you believe is a good poster. The match is being held here so the judges will be regulars here...




SSS
- see you tomorrow or Thursday *shrugs*

 

[nazzibastard]

shampains lost already hes mad lol

 

[The Countess]

I won’t be ignored @SirSuperSouthern



Imma show you how the crazy Spic ratchets roll, ya deranged motherfuckin peckerwood

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I didn’t read much of that

You begin with a transparent white lie, you fool. Are you posting on a lappy while sitting on an old stool?

you call the shots

Interesting. I'm proud of you, again.

Alright then, we'll keep this standard so it counts as this site's first fresh real-deal throw-down. Three judges: SCOUSE, Blazor, and rigor79. Looks like a good group to me. Problem(s)?

Seven days, three posts, judgement(s). Doesn't matter what order they're posted in, such as two posts in a row to pile it on. I suppose it'll begin tomorrow, though tomorrow doesn't require you to drop your first of three in.

Middle of the week sounds a little off, many begin on Friday. But Wednesday gives us both the weekend to write, which sounds good to me. Our three judges begin their process on Thursday. They have three days to post their judgments. If you see something you feel that's just not quite right, holler.

If any of our three judges bows out before it begins, choose a third poster from here who you believe is a good poster. The match is being held here so the judges will be regulars here...




SSS
- see you tomorrow or Thursday *shrugs*

I’m busy tomorrow but you go ahead, post up and I’ll see you on Thursday and Friday... So everything’s now set but you must post first to stay in tune with my callout... Xxx

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

I won’t be ignored @SirSuperSouthern



Imma show you how the crazy Spic ratchets roll, ya deranged motherfuckin peckerwood

He's probably taking a bubble bath.

 

[X]

This is so pathetic, you say I’m the one that’s scared? Hurry fucking up with your well rehearsed tardagraphs, I’m off the cuff good... Right ok... pick two more judges and a week ffs

ffs :LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:


You just handed him his bald ass as far as I'm concerned :LMAO2::LMAO2:

 

[X]

BAHAHAHAHAHA one week :LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

 

[nazzibastard]

who wants to bet who ever picks winner gets to split the kitty we put money in a kitty we ask BF to hold it i would start it of with $50

 

[X]

You need it for a dresser dood ..

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[SHAMPAIN]

I dunno why it has to take so long? I wonder if he’s already started composing his ginger hair Scottish slur filled ”assault” yet? :Grin3:

 

[X]

Like what if people have a life other than patting a Poodle and composing burns lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

who wants to bet who ever picks winner gets to split the kitty we put money in a kitty we ask BF to hold it i would start it of with $50

You would be as well just giving it to charity, you won’t back me so you’ll lose, simples

 

[X]

His rambles will be long, worse than anything Scott could concoct, Unfortunately I wouldn't get through a 'Tardogragh' :LMAO::LMAO:

 

[The Countess]

I won’t be ignored @SirSuperSouthern



Imma show you how the crazy Spic ratchets roll, ya deranged motherfuckin peckerwood

He's probably taking a bubble bath.

I think SSS is a virgin