Callout - Fat Lily, Alticus, Senile Joe, Murdock

[The Prowler]

3 Days

Losers Leaves Bastard Factory for 1 Full Year Match

Starts Tuesday at 1pm EST

No Holds Barred

Two manly women and Two womanly faggots unite to face their Greatest Fear.

All Run-ins will be ignored

strapon is the Sole Judge​

 

[X]

No hair ?

No problem

This is a hair free event

 

[X]

LMAO

 

[X]

wtf happened @Garraty_47 did I hurt your feelings again LOLOLOL

 

[Admin.]

Hey chrome dome, just use the ignore button like your butt buddy Gay-E_45 does

 

[cw_]

 

[Garraty_47]

<checks the historical record>

Yes. It appears I will.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Admin.]

wtf happened @Garraty_47 did I hurt your feelings again LOLOLOL

I thought Gary had that junior college intellectual's long hair and beard combo?

 

[Skidromofo]

wtf happened @Garraty_47 did I hurt your feelings again LOLOLOL

he is a AIDS sniffing diddling bandicoot. the least trustworthy and the most easily hurted. he is his pussy's bitch 444 ever

 

[Joe]

Me Thinx @The Prowler has made a cry for attention.

Which one of you Ladies will have the privilege of petting @The Prowler 's bald head?!?

Will it be @Lily ? @Murdy ? @LotusBud Lo? Or the irresistible @The Countess ?

Stand & deliver I say! Answer the call to attend to the attention starved Prowler 's needs!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Skidromofo]

Won't matter if @Alticus is gone he'll just go to his main, go all power mad, and start banning people left and right. Nova Scotians are a lot smarter than he portrays one. They ask so many fucking questions either. They figure shit out and quick. A phony balogny pony

 

[Joe]

The other thing that would be fun is to use @The Prowler 's head as a bongo drum @Lily



That would be such a delightful experience

 

[The New Holliday]

Nova Scotians are a lot smarter than he portrays one.

What about Newfies? I've heard other things about them. Could Altardicus be a Newfie?

 

[The New Holliday]

...always a fav of mine:

 

[X]

Me Thinx @The Prowler has made a cry for attention.

Which one of you Ladies will have the privilege of petting @The Prowler 's bald head?!?

Will it be @Lily ? @Murdy ? @LotusBud Lo? Or the irresistible @The Countess ?

Stand & deliver I say! Answer the call to attend to the attention starved Prowler 's needs!

I wanna pet it LOL

 

[Skidromofo]

What about Newfies? I've heard other things about them. Could Altardicus be a Newfie?

Possibly. Wouldn't put anything past them. Worse than the worthless frogs with their cryptic nonsensical at times language. Its like alien talk. IF you were up in that region you might understand a few words a year or so.

We all know who he is but GOD forbid we say his name. He will have the Vegas mafia.. or those PA thugs do a drive by for him because they grew up with each other. If not them those he served with. Ugh. He is around every corner just waiting and his finger ready to go BOOM find another forum

 

[The New Holliday]

Possibly. Wouldn't put anything past them. Worse than the worthless frogs with their cryptic nonsensical at times language. Its like alien talk. IF you were up in that region you might understand a few words a year or so.

We all know who he is but GOD forbid we say his name. He will have the Vegas mafia.. or those PA thugs do a drive by for him because they grew up with each other. If not them those he served with. Ugh. He is around every corner just waiting and his finger ready to go BOOM find another forum

I have been berated and shunned for the mere suggestion. Yes - we best not speak it aloud.

 

[LotusBud]

Me Thinx @The Prowler has made a cry for attention.

Which one of you Ladies will have the privilege of petting @The Prowler 's bald head?!?

Will it be @Lily ? @Murdy ? @LotusBud Lo? Or the irresistible @The Countess ?

Stand & deliver I say! Answer the call to attend to the attention starved Prowler 's needs!

Sorry, pal. Not me. Not this time. Not ever.

 

[X]

Sorry, pal. Not me. Not this time. Not ever.

I bet the very top is super sticky. LOL

 

[Cookie Monster]

Pat his head with a sledge hammer.

 

[Cookie Monster]

 

[X]

At least you’re not as boring as @Garraty_47 Mr Cookie Monster

 

[Admin.]

A few words of wisdom from 94 year old Clint Eastwood.
"Don't look for luxury in watches or bracelets, don't look for luxury in villas or yachts. Luxury is laughter and friends, luxury is rain on your face, luxury is hugs and kisses.
Don't look for luxury in shops, don't look for it in gifts, don't look for it in parties, don't look for it in events.
Luxury is when people love you, luxury is when you are respected, luxury is when your parents are alive, luxury is when you can play with your grandchildren, luxury is what money can't buy."

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I look for luxury in Sophia Vergara's thong bikini.

 

[X]

Holy fuck @Garraty_47 you having a conniption LOL

will you survivded you ornery boretoad ???

AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA

 

[Joe]

Pat his head with a sledge hammer.

Nah. No need to resort to violence.

This is sufficient:

...patted on the head by Big Bubba shows @The Prowler has been dominated.

 

[Joe]

I bet the very top is super sticky. LOL

@The Prowler gets his haircut on a regular basis every Saturday.

...and he even has more than 1 barber!

 

[Admin.]

@The Prowler gets his haircut on a regular basis every Saturday.

...and he even has more than 1 barber!

One of them has to hold his head still, to keep him from going spastic