Callout! Senile Joe, your time has come....

[The Prowler]

Blandscape is a walking (allegedly...nobody has actually seen him walk in decades) talking (and he can make 18 minute long Vocaroos to Prove It!!!...although only two people listen to them past the 30 second mark) NPC living in his own video game appropriately titled The Land of Confusion.

He likes Jim.

He always has.

Who is Jim?

Well, Jimmy Bang, of course.

But who is Jimmy Bang?!?!!?

That....nobody knows.

Especially NPCs.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

And here I thought it was Jim Kirk.

 

[Admin.]

And here I thought it was Jim Kirk.

So, not Jim Dandy?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Maybe Jim Carrey?

 

[Admin.]

Maybe Jim Carrey?

Or...Big Jim Walker!!!

 

[cw_]

Maybe Jim Carrey?

 

[realgrimm]

 

[cw_]

And here I thought it was Jim Kirk.

 

[cw_]

 

[Joe]

Senile @Joe has less than 12 hours left to get in here and give a good showing.

Hahahaha!!!

I make myself laugh.

That dumb fucker should never have got himself into this mess.

When I win this match, Senile @Joe will be gone.

Forever!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prowler...you need to Find Jesus.



Convert....don't delay...do it today.

And a glimmer of Hope might appear...as your scalp might regenerate itself again.

You kin do it @The Prowler

I know you can.

Free yerself of the Bald Darkness which plagues your life.

Currently your life is as barren and empty and yer bald head.

But don't do it fer me...do it fer you.

Only YOU can change YOU, dumb Prowler.

 

[LotusBud]

Hey fatso, if gay sex is so natural, why does it lead to incontinence?

Fagmin spends a fortune on Pampers every month.

He, Baby Hitler, if hetero sex and childbirth are so natural, why do they lead to pelvic floor collapse?

God, you are stupid.

 

[X]

You gots to be trolling lol

 

[realgrimm]

Gay peeps asses just bottoming out all those gay homeless people and their dirty bums .. ha bums like skids .. mind blown

 

[LotusBud]

You gots to be trolling lol

Just trying to introduce the concept of logic to his addled brain.

 

[The Prowler]

Prowler...you need to Find Jesus.



Convert....don't delay...do it today.

And a glimmer of Hope might appear...as your scalp might regenerate itself again.

You kin do it @The Prowler

I know you can.

Free yerself of the Bald Darkness which plagues your life.

Currently your life is as barren and empty and yer bald head.

But don't do it fer me...do it fer you.

Only YOU can change YOU, dumb Prowler.

StrapOn will be rendering his decision soon, Senile @Joe.

Your time here is limited.

 

[Adam Hitler]

He, Baby Hitler, if hetero sex and childbirth are so natural, why do they lead to pelvic floor collapse?

God, you are stupid.

How the fuck is child birth and unnatural gay sex even comparable, you fucking lobotomised Marxist vegetable?

I'm embarrassed that people like you even exist quite frankly....

 

[The Prowler]

How the fuck is child birth and unnatural gay sex even comparable, you fucking lobotomised Marxist vegetable?

I'm embarrassed that people like you even exist quite frankly....

@LotusBud is very close to being a full blown retard.

Senile @Joe is going to be exiled from this place as soon as StrapOn releases his decision. He plans to post it at The Furnace and I will copy and paste it here.

 

[Joe]

StrapOn will be rendering his decision soon, Senile @Joe.

Your time here is limited.

In which case I'd thought I'd letcha know how much yer Corvette will be worth in another 5 years... Lex @The Prowler...this 8 year old model is only worth $60,000 in today $. Meanwhile a vintage 1957 vette has managed to retain most of its value and is worth $100,000 Prowler.

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

So yer car will lose at least 50% of its value by then eh?

You got 1 expensive paperweight you do Lex Prowler.

Since you paid $120,000 for it

Moral of da story: Buy Smart, not dumb, Prowler.

IMHO You bought the wrong Corvette, wrong year Prowler. The '57 model retains and increases in value. Your late model car does not.

 

[Adam Hitler]

@LotusBud is very close to being a full blown retard.

Senile @Joe is going to be exiled from this place as soon as StrapOn releases his decision. He plans to post it at The Furnace and I will copy and paste it here.

LotusButtface would have been burnt at the stake in England back in the 1700's.

 

[The Prowler]

In which case I'd thought I'd letcha know how much yer Corvette will be worth in another 5 years... Lex @The Prowler...this 8 year old model is only worth $60,000 in today $. Meanwhile a vintage 1957 vette has managed to retain most of its value and is worth $100,000 Prowler.

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

So yer car will lose at least 50% of its value by then eh?

You got 1 expensive paperweight you do Lex Prowler.

Since you paid $120,000 for it

Moral of da story: Buy Smart, not dumb, Prowler.

IMHO You bought the wrong Corvette, wrong year Prowler. The '57 model retains and increases in value. Your late model car does not.

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You idiot!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

This shit fest is still going?

 

[The Prowler]

This shit fest is still going?

This has been the best match here in years.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

This has been the best match here in years.

Then why am I bored to tears?

 

[The Prowler]

Then why am I bored to tears?

That is by design.

I am here to hurt people.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

That is by design.

I am here to hurt people.

You're doing a lousy job, but keep trying.

 

[Lily]

You're doing a lousy job, but keep trying.

Goobers are gonna goob, yo.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Goobers are gonna goob, yo.

If you ever use that phrase again, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Go ahead! Test my resolve!!!

 

[Lily]

If you ever use that phrase again, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Go ahead! Test my resolve!!!

*takes notes*

Okay.

 

[LotusBud]

How the fuck is child birth and unnatural gay sex even comparable, you fucking lobotomised Marxist vegetable?

I'm embarrassed that people like you even exist quite frankly....

Gay sex isn't unnatural, you fucking Neanderthal.







No.








Wait.







I am so sorry.








What an insult.








To Neanderthals.

 

[LotusBud]

LotusButtface would have been burnt at the stake in England back in the 1700's.

That's true. Ignorant motherfuckers would have been terrified of me.