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Sounds reasonable to me. Never was a fan of doxxing and running over emus in my Volkswagen likely doesn't count as cruelty since they are agents of Satan anyway. What was the third rule?
 

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#22
Go read fucker, I'm not your mom.
 
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Are you sure? She insisted I go read when I had questions she might have easily furnished an answer for and saving unnecessary wasted time and trouble in the process. It always struck me as rather strange behaviour for someone who made their crust as a schoolteacher; then I learned about education cutbacks and everything fell into place.


And so I did read. Extensively. What can I say, I have an inquisitive and mischeivous mind. I learned a lot of the kinds of things that had people wishing they'd simply pointed me at what I'd asked in the first place. For example, the rules thread in this subforum had a total of two rules listed, I considered that to be the definitive rules list. Somewhere else I remember reading five or six, one of which had something to do with no pornography, but I discounted that set when I chanced upon a thread in one of the other subforums that had an image of two hairyassed gentlemen indulging in a game of Hide The Snausage. No doubt there is a third rulebook somewhere which I've yet to unearth, dunno where it is and I'm too old and fat to fit through your internet connection to attempt a Vulcan mind meld to read your mind.


So meh... I guess I'll find out what that third rule is if and when I break it and you or someone else goes all crankypants on my ass for my lack of female intuition or something equally weird and wonderful. Such is forum life.
 

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I'm only getting started though. I change handles like most people change their underpants. As in every few weeks or so.
There will be a trail, you'll live with all your names here.
I always do.

Wazzup?! I think I remember you.

I want to say herps, yes?

If so, fuck yeah, I've thought of you often.


If not, who were you, who are you?
The Majestic Interguntinental Bloodfart, among others. Most people prefer to call me sum cun`T, but I haven't used that handle in a long time.
lmao Up until this post I could not remember wtf your original handle was back when we met I just remember I eventually started calling you Uncle Twat.
 

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No Animal Abuse,No Child Pornography and no Sharing Personal Information bout others that hasn't already been posted publicly in Cyberland are the only rules I know that'll get you the ban that and not listening to "staffs" warnings
 
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No Animal Abuse,No Child Pornography and no Sharing Personal Information bout others that hasn't already been posted publicly in Cyberland are the only rules I know that'll get you the ban that and not listening to "staffs" warnings
Ahhhh, "no Cheese Pizza", got it. Damn, I might have gone my entire life and been none the wiser, though I'm sure if certain of my contemporaries had been present they might have made a song and dance about that one time at band camp where I chopped a pussy on to my former art teacher's daughter's face. An instructive experience at the whole mountains from molehills people resort to when they decide they no longer like you and one I've not seen the need to repeat in the close to two decades I've traveled since then.

Regardless, thanks for the heads up. I'm sure there's a whole world of different opinions here of what constitutes CP these days, from the actual penetrative right on down to the simple proximity of minor to minge and I don't pretend for a moment that anyone is right or wrong in their opinions on the topic, irrespective of whether they or their friends are fapping to it or not. Much easier to give the whole shitshow as wide a berth as possible, don't you agree?

lmao Up until this post I could not remember wtf your original handle was back when we met I just remember I eventually started calling you Uncle Twat.
Ahhh yes, Twatwaffle von Ubergoink was an inspired choice, right up there with Uterus on Toast and Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre. Good times.
 
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I tried other boards, I've heard the tales, you won't get banned for being a dick.
There are several other boards that fit this "tale". This is one of several.
 

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One of several.......

Several what?

Not getting it, not given the context.
 

Jibbles

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#31
This is one of several other boards that don't ban you for being a dick.
 

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#32
Ha.

Ok then.

I guess I've been a piss poor judge of boards or I'm extra special.

Either way, fuck other boards.
 

Jibbles

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#33
That's not very nice of you.
 

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Sounds reasonable to me. Never was a fan of doxxing and running over emus in my Volkswagen likely doesn't count as cruelty since they are agents of Satan anyway. What was the third rule?
Can we request that other users' names be changed? "Lord Scrotum"s name should definitely be changed to Krotchy.
 
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Sounds reasonable to me. Never was a fan of doxxing and running over emus in my Volkswagen likely doesn't count as cruelty since they are agents of Satan anyway. What was the third rule?
Can we request that other users' names be changed? "Lord Scrotum"s name should definitely be changed to Krotchy.
You can request it, sure. Though I'm guessing for the amount of screaming you'd have to do to effect a change that it's better for your blood pressure to simply sit back and wait for me to dream up something more exciting than "Krotchy".
 
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